-t is funny.

Do you have an assigned number of PowerPoint slides, MG?

This is cool. [link] Not sure it's $50 worth of cool, but it's cool.

We've been babyproofing today. When Legion was a kitten, he liked to chew through the wires for the burglar alarm at around 4 am. We stopped this by putting almond oil on the wires. Somehow I don't think that will work for the baby (reason #18, Why Babies Are More Trouble Than Cats), so we're taping, hiding, blocking all the cords. No more loose baby in the computer room.

I had to order cabinet locks, as the cabinet handles in this house are atypical for Greece (Germanophile landlord), and they haven't arrived yet. I've covered all the outlets that are in the open (yay 220v power), and stair gate installation is next.

I think it's time for boarding school.

Huh, this Sprint WiFi gets all crochety and opens more browser windows when I sit staring into space in the middle of composing my post rather than, you know, posting. Not helping me focus, Sprint!

Anyway, to be on message, poison ring=cool, $50=a lot of money for something I would forget to ever wear, and babyproofing sounds like a lot of work. You can't just swaddle them whenever they aren't in one of those bungee swing things, huh?

I think it's time for boarding school.

Duct tape works well too.

Time to close up the computer and go find coffee before boarding.

Be well, Bitches.

I'll probably be dark for a while but I'll check in when I can.

strength to you, -t.

I forgot to mention in my post paper working on babbling yesterday that I do not ask that anyone who looks at my paper has to get back to me in the same window of time that I am alotting myself between drafts. Anytime on Sunday or Monday would be fine.

Sorry, my brain is not working right these days.

Teppy, why for to make out with the gay boy?

Because making out is fun, gayboys are cute, and no one is expecting it to go any further?

Strength to you -t.

I am awake too, which is really annoying, since today is the first day in a long time I could have slept in. Stoopid poor vomiting cat.

VH1 is currently playing David Hasselhoff's top 50 power ballads. Number 4 was Cher's If I Could Turn Back Time, or as Brendan called it, If I Could Straddle The Military. "Oh look, she's wearing her dressless strap."

You know bt, I think we need a COMM thread just for you. Honestly, I could tag nearly everything you say, but I don't think it would be fair to those of us who (almost) never get COMMED. You make us look like chopped liver. We could call it "billytea's bible of wierd, wonderful and wacky witticisms."

I'm up and coffeed. Go me. I tried to sleep until my alarm went off but the body wouldn't cooperate. Today, I take my dad to see Serenity, whoot!

Nora, send it on to me whenever you're ready. I'll be glad to take a look.