This just in: blue eyeshadow makes me look like a clown. Or a whore. Or a clown that was so unfunny that she had to become a whore.
I've seen clown porn.
Unrelatedly, in Emmett's opinion "Orlando Cepeda" is the best and most euphonius name ever.
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Oct 15, 2005 5:17:25 pm PDT #8665 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Oct 15, 2005 5:23:39 pm PDT #8666 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I've seen clown porn.
And apparantly lived to tell about it.
(Except, don't.)
DavidS - Oct 15, 2005 5:24:58 pm PDT #8667 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Because erika tends to not believe me about this stuff, and Tommy's a big pussy.
(A Village Voice article, not a screaming porn site with berjillion popups.)
DCJensen - Oct 15, 2005 5:28:30 pm PDT #8668 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
(A Village Voice article, not a screaming porn site with berjillion popups.)
Six of one...
Hil R. - Oct 15, 2005 5:28:49 pm PDT #8669 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I just watched Phantom of the Opera. I am so glad I didn't waste $10 seeing that on a big screen. Casting of the phantom was wrong wrong wrong. Also, it was weirdly paced, but I thought the stage musical was, too.
Also, there is an email I was supposed to get "late Saturday afternoon." It's now 10:27, and still no email. I can't finish some work I need to do until I get this email, and I was planning to finish the work tonight because I've got stuff I wanted to do tomorrow. I am getting rather aggravated at this point.
tommyrot - Oct 15, 2005 5:28:59 pm PDT #8670 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm just afraid there'll be a clown porn story where one clown honks the other clown's nose at the moment of climax.
meara - Oct 15, 2005 5:30:30 pm PDT #8671 of 10001
I'm just bored, and trying to decide if I should motivate to go do something later, or just go to bed early and be bright-eyed for brunch (and later, work) tomorrow. Sigh. I was looking forward to going out tonight, but then my friends who I thought would be out bailed. Booo.
(LALALALALA IGNORING CLOWN PORN)
DavidS - Oct 15, 2005 5:31:43 pm PDT #8672 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm just afraid there'll be a clown porn story where one clown honks the other clown's nose at the moment of climax.
That's in the video. Also Steve Martin wrote a piece titled "The Sex Lives of Clowns."
Think of it: clowns paint their mouths with wide red bands, making them appear more open and inviting. Noses are extended, made larger and thicker, and painted in provocative colors. Hair on the head, which reminds the subconscious of genital hair, is puffed and combed, pulled sideways to great lengths, then dyed bold, eye-catching colors. Is there any doubt that the mating ritual of clowns is extravagantly beyond the practices of ordinary people?
DCJensen - Oct 15, 2005 5:32:46 pm PDT #8673 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
I'm just afraid there'll be a clown porn story where one clown honks the other clown's nose at the moment of climax.
Just one? I'm afraid there will be many.
"C'mon baby, honk my horn! Yeah, that's it. Oh yeaaaah."
P.M. Marc - Oct 15, 2005 5:34:33 pm PDT #8674 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
We had a whole-family outing with Paul's family to one of those farm things that gets its Halloween on and charges admission.
I am now exhausted, and with a baby who hasn't had a full-length nap all day.
We have a pumpkin, which we hadn't planned on getting.
The nephew took home the pumpkin I found that looked like a butt. We have all had a good snicker over the Butt Ugly Pumpkin, and discussed if it should be carved, or just placed outside with a thong for modesty.
Other people's babies look weird. They're all the wrong size and shape for my mental template of baby, and most of them have too little hair.