If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Oct 14, 2005 8:35:26 am PDT #8481 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hec, have you been taunting the cat gods again? That is too funny.


erikaj - Oct 14, 2005 8:35:58 am PDT #8482 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Is it a Swingline? I met somebody online who called herself Milton something, but she didn't get the joke and made me feel really stupid for going on about staplers.


DavidS - Oct 14, 2005 8:37:29 am PDT #8483 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, have you been taunting the cat gods again? That is too funny.

I have been scritching cats with more than usual frequency, having been to Deb's house in the last month. What more do they want?

Is it a Swingline?

Shit! I went to look and it's missing. KHAAAAANNNNNN!!!1!!


SuziQ - Oct 14, 2005 8:38:54 am PDT #8484 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Hec, I saw a stand at the mall selling those "cats" and they also have "dogs". It is just creepy...creeeeeeee-pyyyyyyyyyy.

The oddest part was when we got home that day, our cat was curled up in the same position and could have easily subbed for one of the "cats".


Topic!Cindy - Oct 14, 2005 8:40:27 am PDT #8485 of 10001
What is even happening?

Well, as long as you're getting some joy out of it.

I also felt a bit of joy.


erikaj - Oct 14, 2005 8:41:06 am PDT #8486 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, no, they can't take it...it's your personal stapler. When my mom's school has spirit day, I give her a hard time about her "flair"(That sort of thing is why mom has a "This is my Halloween costume," t-shirt.)


DavidS - Oct 14, 2005 8:42:13 am PDT #8487 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I also felt a bit of joy.

I am the Joy Spreader!

Good thing people around here aren't into innunedo, or you could really work with that.


EpicTangent - Oct 14, 2005 8:43:30 am PDT #8488 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

okay, stomach, YOU MUST CHILL! Now picturing Lloyd rubbing my stomach...well, that makes the rest of me better, if not the tum

Have I mentioned I also love erika? 'Cuz I do. My sistah in the Say Anything quotage!


Connie Neil - Oct 14, 2005 8:44:39 am PDT #8489 of 10001
brillig

I am the Joy Spreader!

Good thing people around here aren't into innunedo, or you could really work with that.

"Hm, Hec's spreading his--no, no, don't finish that thought" was honestly the very first thing through my head.

After wishing I had a sleeping kittie on my desk right now.


erikaj - Oct 14, 2005 8:44:54 am PDT #8490 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Us? No way. Huh huh huh. I must still be a little off or I'd have one for you...stupid weak stomach. Epic, funnier yet, I've got Mom doing it. My dog barks in the middle of the night, sometimes it sounds like "Arf!"
"You must chill, Betsy."
Sometimes it works...