Without blinking I replied, "Oh, yeah. It was Fetish Friday at Manray." Her look was priceless...like, "How did you know that? What has happened to my daughter?"
Heh.
My parents wouldn't even know what 'fetish' is....
Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Oct 14, 2005 4:28:13 am PDT #8401 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
juliana - Oct 14, 2005 4:30:32 am PDT #8402 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Je suis le President de Burundi.
Ah, oui, Burundi! Uhhh, je le connais bien. C'est tout près de Zaïre, eh? Heh! Tout près de Mozambique. Non, Tanzania, Tanzania! Ha ha ha! Oui, j'ai les appris quand j'ai les pox de poulet. Je dois partir maintenant par ce qu ma grand-mère est flambée.
Eddie - Oct 14, 2005 4:36:54 am PDT #8403 of 10001
Your tag here.
Babelfish says:
Ah, yes, Burundi! Uhhh, I know it well. It is very close to Zaire, eh? Heh! Very close to Mozambique. Not, Tanzania, Tanzania! Ha ha ha! Yes, I learned when I have the pox chicken. I must leave now by this qu my grandmother is flamed.
Your poor grandmother!
juliana - Oct 14, 2005 4:37:58 am PDT #8404 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Your poor grandmother!
Eddie Izzard poor grandmother, actually, and it's the hand gesture he makes when he says it that sends me over the edge.
tommyrot - Oct 14, 2005 4:38:17 am PDT #8405 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yes, people who have the pox chicken should not flame their grandmother.
Ginger - Oct 14, 2005 4:39:45 am PDT #8406 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Tu es un singe.
amych - Oct 14, 2005 4:41:27 am PDT #8407 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Le singe est sur la branche.
Ginger - Oct 14, 2005 4:44:29 am PDT #8408 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Un singe! Un singe! Un singe!
Steph L. - Oct 14, 2005 5:03:40 am PDT #8409 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Le singe est sur l'autobus.
tommyrot - Oct 14, 2005 5:05:29 am PDT #8410 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Mon nom est Tom.