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'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Oct 12, 2005 3:37:43 pm PDT #8157 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I never imagined she'd alliterate 16 names!!!!

I blame her husband because I imagine that after spending 12 years of her life pregnant when he comes to her and says, "How 'bout Jinger? Isn't it pretty, Honey?" She says, "I don't care, just get away from me you horny bastard."


Nicole - Oct 12, 2005 3:39:05 pm PDT #8158 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I blame her husband because I imagine that after spending 12 years of her life pregnant when he comes to her and says, "How 'bout Jinger? Isn't it pretty, Honey?" She says, "I don't care, just get away from me you horny bastard."

Bwahahahahahahaha!


Topic!Cindy - Oct 12, 2005 3:48:35 pm PDT #8159 of 10001
What is even happening?

Jinger? WTF kinda name is Jinger?

Oh. I bet they pronounce it Ginger, huh.

I was thinking rhymes with singer.

Bless you. It didn't dawn on me at all.

Ack! Sparky! I read that story and didn't get any further than, "woman has 16th child" before I was ill. I never imagined she'd alliterate 16 names!!!!

Cashmere, she didn't alliterate all 16. The last one is named Levi.


SuziQ - Oct 12, 2005 3:49:58 pm PDT #8160 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

You mean she had 15 kids whose names started with J, and then she STOPPED?


meara - Oct 12, 2005 3:51:20 pm PDT #8161 of 10001

OMG, I've seen the show on TLC about those people with the 16 kids! They all wear home made clothing and shit too! They were building a big house! Craziness.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 12, 2005 3:51:24 pm PDT #8162 of 10001
What is even happening?

Yes. That's actually weirder than alliterating all 16, somehow.

Suzi, does the hospital know to call you? Are you on the right list, or whatever?


brenda m - Oct 12, 2005 3:51:44 pm PDT #8163 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

No, no, Levi is a middle name. Or a two-parter, whatever that's called.


meara - Oct 12, 2005 3:52:10 pm PDT #8164 of 10001

No, he's J-something Levi. He's a J, he just gets a middle name. Him and his sister "Joy-Anna". Um.


askye - Oct 12, 2005 3:52:20 pm PDT #8165 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

(((-t)))

Lots of healthto Moms~ma for Maidengurl and Emily.


JZ - Oct 12, 2005 3:52:56 pm PDT #8166 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Cashmere, she didn't alliterate all 16. The last one is named Levi.

Not quite. Jackson Levi. I wonder if any of the others got middle names, or if they're all just SOL. I bet they hate his guts.

"I don't care, just get away from me you horny bastard."

BWAH!