If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Oct 12, 2005 8:54:23 am PDT #8000 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Just talked with mom. She sounds good, is wearing her red nighty and is scheduled for surgery at 12:30.

eta - pretty numba!


vw bug - Oct 12, 2005 8:54:41 am PDT #8001 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I actuallly feel ready for the presentation, though, and am hoping that I get a burst of adrenaline right before/as starting. I like my topic, and I think the presentation will be good/interesting. It needs to really impress my prof, though, so I'm a little nervous.


Aims - Oct 12, 2005 8:55:25 am PDT #8002 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t preps adrenaline shot


vw bug - Oct 12, 2005 8:56:01 am PDT #8003 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Aims, I knew I could count on you!


Gris - Oct 12, 2005 8:56:37 am PDT #8004 of 10001
Hey. New board.

If I'm pregnant!Bitch then SOMEBODY needs to lay off the badfic for sure. I could handle being adult diaper!Bitch, though. Since I don't think MG has ever seen a picture of me, though, I'd be curious as to what I looked like in the dream, if it were me.

Have a good fast, Hil. Assuming you're fasting.

Go vw go!

I kind of would like twin girls, I think. Economic infeasibility and all.


Nicole - Oct 12, 2005 8:58:57 am PDT #8005 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Surgery ~ma for your Ma! If you need some literati to unwind later, I'll be around. Did you finish the Astrology report thingie?

Presentation ~ma, vw! Let us know how it goes. I'm sure you'll do great.


Pix - Oct 12, 2005 9:04:03 am PDT #8006 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

GO VW!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

And jazz hands, just for the hell of it.

ETA: And surgery-ma for your mom, maiden.


Susan W. - Oct 12, 2005 9:06:09 am PDT #8007 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

To my SIL, who I hope to God never finds this board:

Yes, I'm sure it would be wonderful on some levels for me and Annabel to stay an extra few weeks at Christmas with my mom after Dylan has to go back to work. But I'm not going to, because I'm really hoping to have a job by year's end!

If you think my mom needs more company that much, YOU should stay on after YOUR husband has to go back to work. STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE! ------------------------

You may now return to your regularly scheduled Bitchery. I'm going to hop in the shower and try to think of a nice way to explain the above to my SIL. I know I sound angry over a very small provocation, but it's part of a pattern. SIL and I aren't in regular contact, but practically every time we are, she offers some kind of advice on how I should live my life, whether it's how to raise Annabel or some bit of spiritual guidance or telling me I should spend more time with my mother (lately a regular theme--if she's that worried about my mom, SHE'S the one who should make the long visits to Alabama, or move there herself).


vw bug - Oct 12, 2005 9:06:37 am PDT #8008 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Much surgery~ma to your mom, MG! She's in my thoughts.

By the way, I'm not pregnant. And, if I am, somebody's got some 'splainin to do!

Let us know how it goes. I'm sure you'll do great.

I will. I think it'll be ok. I'm actually worried about going over my 15 minutes. You know me. I get chatty.


Volans - Oct 12, 2005 9:10:58 am PDT #8009 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Mallory's in his ExerSaucer in here with us, and he's having a great time but wants to be in our laps, so he's rock-walked the whole exersaucer about a yard toward us.

This is why we didn't get a bungee bouncer.

vw will rock her presentation!

Mom~ma, Maindengurl.