I'll take the IOU. That way, interest can compound, and when I finally collect, it might be worth a whole 7 cents!
Check on the fee structure, it could eat away the value of your principal. Especially if you go for the high-risk options and invest your nickel in hedge funds or something.
Aah. "Female Of The Species" by Space, released in 1997.
Wait, so that
was
the original? Okay. I was alive then.
Also, the Kipling poem
Yeah, that too. Because there hasn't been an original idea in Anglo-American culture since James Joyce died.
I've never even heard of Space. And young I'm not.
I only know that song because of
Austin Powers,
like I said. I don't even know how/where I acquired it. I don't know anything else about the band.
I'm now listening to the song.
Jilli danced to it at the LA F2F.
I'm downloading the original.
I'm not sure why I thought it was a cover. Maybe just to cover my ass.
Dammit! It's license-protected or some shit like that.
I have a shiny nickel for anybody that can explain the female species in 200 words or less.
I can do so in two words: Want chocolate.
Now.
Ok, make that three words.
Or maybe it's just me.
Love was invented in the old world, because they had no chocolate.
I have a shiny nickel for anybody that can explain the female species in 200 words or less.
Combine Tep and Andi's definitions and you're golden.