I think duct tape is the way to go.You know, Laura's kids tried this. There were pictures even.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Sep 05, 2005 5:43:25 pm PDT #767 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
SailAweigh - Sep 05, 2005 5:58:06 pm PDT #768 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I hate that they named it Special Dark, because I think the Hershey's Special Dark chocolate bar is an insult to real dark chocolate, but I'll get over myself.
I'll sit in that corner with you. I got the Special Dark kisses to put in my candy bowl. They may sit there quite a while before they go.
Jessica - Sep 05, 2005 6:01:54 pm PDT #769 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Naming it Special Dark is just confusing. I think dutched cocoa should be clearly labeled as such, so that when baking magazines recommend it, nobody has to spend hours reading tiny-print ingredient labels in the chocolate aisle.
Can someone explain to me why I have to go to work tomorrow? After 4 days off, it just seems wrong.
Lee - Sep 05, 2005 6:06:26 pm PDT #770 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Huh. I've never seen the European/Dutch/Special Dark chocolate from Hershey's before. I'm used to there only being one kind of Hershey's cocoa.
I made the cupcakes (no frosting, yet) which just came out of the oven. I haven't tried them yet, and they smell good, but I think I may have used up my cooking karma with dinner.
Gris - Sep 05, 2005 6:12:59 pm PDT #771 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I have a shiny nickel for anybody that can explain the female species in 200 words or less.
SHIIIIIIINY NICKEL!
brenda m - Sep 05, 2005 6:15:13 pm PDT #772 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I'll sit in that corner with you. I got the Special Dark kisses to put in my candy bowl. They may sit there quite a while before they go.
Heh. I kind of like it for that reason - it's a good way to keep chocolate in the house for when you really want it, but you're not going to touch it in between times. If there were such a thing as diet chocolate, this is it.
Scrappy - Sep 05, 2005 6:15:30 pm PDT #773 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I can't explain the species, but I bet I could, with the assistance of my fellow Bitches, explain the behavior of a particular female if you'd care to describe it.
Steph L. - Sep 05, 2005 6:16:31 pm PDT #774 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I have a shiny nickel for anybody that can explain the female species in 200 words or less.
We're pretty and smell good.
billytea - Sep 05, 2005 6:17:03 pm PDT #775 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I have a shiny nickel for anybody that can explain the female species in 200 words or less.
I shall start by noting that 'the female' is not a species. Save possibly for the bdelloid rotifer, which seems to have abolished sex completely. Freaks.
Anyway, my explanation, with both genders thrown in for free: "Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it."
Cass - Sep 05, 2005 6:20:05 pm PDT #776 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
SHIIIIIIINY NICKEL!I just ended up crying at both a biography of Maureen O'Hara and the Life of Mammels episode where the mean gorillas beat another gorilla to death. Without it being a pre-menstrual time. (edit: I'm not pms-ing, I should say. I think the gorilla meanies were all boys and thus pms-free.) Best guess is that I am still in enough pain to be ... um ... a pain. Anyway, I don't think I should be giving advice tonight.