I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


dw - Oct 09, 2005 11:59:33 am PDT #7302 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

Babies are harder than work or school. Sure, they're also cuter, but man, I miss the routine of 40 hours behind a desk.

You ain't missing much, honestly. The only difference between Annabel and work for me is that I don't have to change anyone's diaper at work. Oh, and when Annabel procrastinates yet again on turning in sections for the re-accreditation document, I'm OK with that, because she's 18 months old and can't read or write or tell me things like "I thought I was going to have time, but then I spent three hours (answering my e-mail||going to meetings||drinking coffee)."

But then, it might be that Annabel is self-entertaining. The church nursery workers commented on that this morning -- she's eternally self-entertaining.


dw - Oct 09, 2005 12:00:36 pm PDT #7303 of 10001
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Pictures will be up soonish, including a shot of my best friend and....Jared the Subway guy

You're from Indiana? Did I know that?


DebetEsse - Oct 09, 2005 12:02:28 pm PDT #7304 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

We have another Hoosier in the house? dw, where are you from?


Jessica - Oct 09, 2005 12:04:12 pm PDT #7305 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Tube tops do not, in my experience, encourage displays of perkiness. May I suggest a spaghetti-strap camisole instead?


meara - Oct 09, 2005 12:04:33 pm PDT #7306 of 10001

Yup--grew up in Indianapolis. Just got the heck out of there when I graduated high school, and only go back once a year, for Christmas, generally.


Betsy HP - Oct 09, 2005 12:15:39 pm PDT #7307 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

That's good. Slipdresses are also in order.


dw - Oct 09, 2005 12:17:33 pm PDT #7308 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

We have another Hoosier in the house?

No, just knew Jared was from IN.

dw, where are you from?

Tulsa.

Just got the heck out of there when I graduated high school, and only go back once a year, for Christmas, generally.

Yup, I know that well. Something like 65% of my high school graduating class left Tulsa as soon as they graduated.


Jessica - Oct 09, 2005 12:18:27 pm PDT #7309 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Bookshelf w/ built-in chair and footrest.

Doesn't look like a particularly comfortable chair, but the design of the overall piece makes me go ooooooooooh.


Gris - Oct 09, 2005 12:32:48 pm PDT #7310 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Dear Yogurt Companies,

I would like to suggest the following recipe for you to add to your prepacked yogurt collections.

1) Take plain, organic, lowfat yogurt, like the type you sell in big containers next to all the cute small yogurts

2) Add strawberries, bananas, or other mushable yogurt-style fruit. Pineapples, peaches, blueberries all come to mind.

3) Do NOT add sugar

4) Do NOT add Splenda

5) Do NOT add ANY sweetener of ANY sort, other than the aforementioned fruit.

6) Sell to me.

It's not that I'm even watching my sugar intake. I just think most prepacked yogurts are too durned sweet. Annoys.

Sorbet companies? A similar recipe applies. Only you can put in SOME sugar... just, put less than you do.


Hil R. - Oct 09, 2005 1:01:08 pm PDT #7311 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'd buy that yogurt. Lately, what I've been doing is buying the big containers of plain yogurt, then putting it into a smaller container and adding a handful of frozen fruit (berries or peaches) on top. By lunchtime the next day, the fruit's thawed. Tastes so much better than the packaged yogurt -- it tastes like yogurt and fruit, rather than sugar.