Xander: Just once I'd like to run into a cult of bunny worshippers. Anya: Great. Thank you very much for those nightmares.

'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


dw - Sep 05, 2005 12:54:21 pm PDT #726 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

Our (only) phone has been breaking down (five years old and broke -- WTF?). So I went to Fry's this past weekend and bought a new cordless phone. $80! With 10,000 features WE DON'T NEED! Because that's ALL YOU CAN GET!

Anyway, this isn't the point of the post. Susan suggested I give Annabel the old phone. She's been walking around with it, holding it up to her ear, going "YAH-BLAH-BLA!"

Heh.


SailAweigh - Sep 05, 2005 12:57:55 pm PDT #727 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Awwww, cutie-pie Annabel! Perhaps, now she will have incentive to actually start using more words. ;)


billytea - Sep 05, 2005 1:01:23 pm PDT #728 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hee. I just heard on the radio, Away In A Manger to the tune of Smooth Criminal. "The little lord Jesus, no sound he makes. Jesus are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, Jesus?"


aurelia - Sep 05, 2005 1:12:39 pm PDT #729 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

"YAH-BLAH-BLA!"

That sounds like a perfectly cromulent phone conversation.

I have an old $10 slimline phone as a backup to the cordless. The low-tech phone will still work if the power goes out.


Cass - Sep 05, 2005 1:53:16 pm PDT #730 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

That sounds like a perfectly cromulent phone conversation.
Perfectly normal.

t /Wonderfalls monkey


Strega - Sep 05, 2005 2:01:23 pm PDT #731 of 10001

the parents and parents' friends of a little baby punky gothlette have all ganged up on her to demand that she go from Punk Queen to Trendy Teen.

Oh, jeez, I saw that one. The stepdad (?) claimed that it ruined family gatherings because everyone would start fighting with her about it. I wanted to beat him. "So, really, the fact that you all are constantly picking on her ruins these gatherings. Stop doing that, and the problem is solved. Ass."


Connie Neil - Sep 05, 2005 2:17:14 pm PDT #732 of 10001
brillig

So does the babygoth get yuppiefied in the end or not?


SailAweigh - Sep 05, 2005 2:17:35 pm PDT #733 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

"So, really, the fact that you all are constantly picking on her ruins these gatherings. Stop doing that, and the problem is solved. Ass."

Wrod. Plus, give her time. She's still developing her personality, her style. The things they find the most objectionable may be things she decides to change herself. Who knows? I thank heavens every day I don't dress today the way I did at 17! Hee.


DavidS - Sep 05, 2005 2:33:21 pm PDT #734 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So does the babygoth get yuppiefied in the end or not?

She looked sort of like a teen starlet on Nickoldeon after the makeover. Fortunately, the gay stylist had enough funky bohemian options so she didn't wind up looking like a stepford teen. The ensembles chosen by the evil cow mother of her best friend were lobotomy land. "I think you need a sporty look." Yeah, imagine Jilli in a track suit for the wrongness of that. The host of the show - Finola Hughes - was also a cow.

The girl wasn't just a punky gothlet, but an aspiring designer so she got to design a dress for Finola with the help of the gay stylist. The dress looked very cool actually - better than anything anybody else chose for her. So, in the end, I was less worried about her since she obviously had a very strong style sense and was not going to be cowed into wearing any old thing, and would probably continue to make her own stuff, even if it was less inspired by The Clash or Bauhaus.


libkitty - Sep 05, 2005 3:05:11 pm PDT #735 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

"So, really, the fact that you all are constantly picking on her ruins these gatherings. Stop doing that, and the problem is solved. Ass."

There aren't enough problems in the world? Cripes. I haven't seen this, but even were I anti-goth (which I'm not), if a child of mine were otherwise healthy and well-balanced I would get down on my knees in thanksgiving no matter how they dressed.