No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 06, 2005 11:21:54 am PDT #6958 of 10001
What is even happening?

Nobody lays Emily flat?


Trudy Booth - Oct 06, 2005 11:22:11 am PDT #6959 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emily is like linen, the wrinkles are part of the appeal.


amych - Oct 06, 2005 11:22:22 am PDT #6960 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think that's Emily's business.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 06, 2005 11:24:14 am PDT #6961 of 10001
What is even happening?

Marriage has changed you.


amych - Oct 06, 2005 11:25:23 am PDT #6962 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It's true. I am wearing a shiny ring I didn't have before.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 06, 2005 11:27:28 am PDT #6963 of 10001
What is even happening?

Plus? You have a nifty receipt. Useless. But nifty.


Betsy HP - Oct 06, 2005 11:28:22 am PDT #6964 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You have kids, right? Did you order them without the glands? And without the summer?

I send them out to the kid cleaner. Low starch.

My handwash pile goes straight into the Neptune washer on the "handwash" cycle.


amych - Oct 06, 2005 11:29:41 am PDT #6965 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You keep saying this "useless" thing. I'm not gonna return him! It's for the warranty!


vw bug - Oct 06, 2005 11:32:42 am PDT #6966 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I think Emily may find this discussion a little disturbing.


Gudanov - Oct 06, 2005 11:32:50 am PDT #6967 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I send them out to the kid cleaner.

And here I am still handwashing the kids.