Nobody lays Emily flat?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Emily is like linen, the wrinkles are part of the appeal.
I think that's Emily's business.
Marriage has changed you.
It's true. I am wearing a shiny ring I didn't have before.
Plus? You have a nifty receipt. Useless. But nifty.
You have kids, right? Did you order them without the glands? And without the summer?
I send them out to the kid cleaner. Low starch.
My handwash pile goes straight into the Neptune washer on the "handwash" cycle.
You keep saying this "useless" thing. I'm not gonna return him! It's for the warranty!
I think Emily may find this discussion a little disturbing.
I send them out to the kid cleaner.
And here I am still handwashing the kids.