Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Oct 06, 2005 10:39:26 am PDT #6932 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My costumer girlfriend refuses to let me anywhere near the laundry, lest I destroy anything by using the wrong setting.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 06, 2005 10:42:46 am PDT #6933 of 10001
What is even happening?

::steals Sean's girlfriend::


Sean K - Oct 06, 2005 10:45:21 am PDT #6934 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

HEY!


Jessica - Oct 06, 2005 10:47:34 am PDT #6935 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I so dislike doing laundry that I let DH do it regardless of the risk of clothes-destroyage. (Which is less now than it was when we met, as I have drilled into him the importance of READING LABELS.)


amych - Oct 06, 2005 10:50:33 am PDT #6936 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We each do our own laundry. I guess if we were to sprog, I'd have to deal with someone else's laundry until they were old enough to reach the knobs. Standing on a chair.


Aims - Oct 06, 2005 10:51:16 am PDT #6937 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Joe does our laundry and I do Emeline's.


askye - Oct 06, 2005 10:53:09 am PDT #6938 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Your wish is my command. The bumper sticker is made. As is a Jilli sticker and a bunch of mugs. Apparel is coming soon.

YAY!! I can't wait to get it and put it on my car!


beth b - Oct 06, 2005 10:56:17 am PDT #6939 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I like doing laundry - mostly because it means throwing stuff in the machine, then watching tv. of course whenI had to take it out I hated it.


brenda m - Oct 06, 2005 10:57:40 am PDT #6940 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

ION, twice today someone has told me I look "dowdy" and pale. My choice to wear a comanpy windbreaker is evidentally is a bad choice because it makes me look really dowdy.

The hell? Someone wants to tell me I look dowdy, they better be my mother or sister. And that still won't stop them getting smacked, most days.


Sean K - Oct 06, 2005 11:00:14 am PDT #6941 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think the correct response to someone telling you you look "dowdy" is telling they look like month old roadkill.