Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.

Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Sep 04, 2005 3:06:01 pm PDT #684 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Like Super Porny Pants could resist a place nicknamed Down Under!

Do you come from a land down under / Where women glow and men plunder...

I have a recording of a Russian men's choir singing "Down Under". It is a thing of beauty.


erikaj - Sep 04, 2005 3:45:31 pm PDT #685 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Really? Or are you being a smartass?


billytea - Sep 04, 2005 3:48:00 pm PDT #686 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Really? Or are you being a smartass?

And the answer is... t checks pulse both. It is in fact an excellent version, the Red Army Choir can (could?) really sing. ND has heard it, though I don't know if he remembers it. It's on the same CD that has the operatic version of "Nutbush City Limits" and the Wiggles doing AC/DC. Oh, and Rolf Harris doing an utterly filthy version of "I Touch Myself".


Anne W. - Sep 04, 2005 3:49:06 pm PDT #687 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I have a recording of a Russian men's choir singing "Down Under".

The Red Army Choir, you say?

I must hear this.


billytea - Sep 04, 2005 3:51:54 pm PDT #688 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The Red Army Choir, you say?

I do say. The name of the CD on which it appears is The Andrew Denton Breakfast Show - Musical Challenge. Also worth looking for is another of his CDs, Stairways To Heaven. Composed entirely of covers, in diverse styles, of "Stairway To Heaven".


Trudy Booth - Sep 04, 2005 4:16:03 pm PDT #689 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh, and Rolf Harris doing an utterly filthy version of "I Touch Myself".

I can't imagine a clean one.


billytea - Sep 04, 2005 4:28:55 pm PDT #690 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I can't imagine a clean one.

It's true, this one is fuller of leering innuendo than the original.


Volans - Sep 04, 2005 8:41:27 pm PDT #691 of 10001
move out and draw fire

It is in fact an excellent version, the Red Army Choir can (could?) really sing. ND has heard it, though I don't know if he remembers it. It's on the same CD that has the operatic version of "Nutbush City Limits" and the Wiggles doing AC/DC. Oh, and Rolf Harris doing an utterly filthy version of "I Touch Myself".

Want want want!

I do have a Red Army Choir CD, with all the labelling in Chinese. The DH is afraid that it will be a problem next time I'm up for a security clearance review.


Cashmere - Sep 05, 2005 1:50:48 am PDT #692 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm going to start my day catching up with billytea's posts instead of reading the news. It's so much more pleasant.


beth b - Sep 05, 2005 4:45:00 am PDT #693 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

If you get the chance to have a friend's wedding ( not the reception nessicarily, just the wedding) in you backyard, do it. The whole world apprriciates it. everyone is amazed and astonished. and they say nice things about your house and garden. and even nicer things about you .

Down Under was one of the songs played at the reception - sadly I had to defend it with my age. and White wedding. and lots of songs I didn't know. and Pump up the volume - which is not the most intelligent song ever written.

The bride wore red. The groom wore a blck suit with a manderin color that was beautifuly embroidered. His hair was died a red/ burgandy to match the wedding colors. The groom attendent his sister- - in burgandy. the bride's attenedent , her brother in a plain black version of the groom's suit. flower girls - burgandy - and they plonked the petals on the path - we just couln't convince them that to gently toss. ringbearsers - two little boys , one in a black suit the other in white - both with manderin collars with a little gold embroidery - were carrying red chinese take out boxes with the rings in them. They wer married by the bride's grandmother.

I've decided that my favorite traditon at weddings is the married people's dance. the groom's grandmother cried when she and her DH ended up last on the floor and the bride gave her the boquet.

The worst thing that happened at this wedding - I might have broken my big toe. Stoopid shoes. which are going in the garbage.