It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Oct 05, 2005 11:22:24 am PDT #6588 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita you liar, you have loads of pretty dresses in your closet

I have going-out dresses that I'd describe as ... well, words that imply less delicacy than pretty. Hot, perhaps, or eye-catching (I don't shop by occasion, but rather because I passed something in a store window), but NSM with the pretty. The dress I wore to the LA F2F is probably the prettiest I had before this, or maybe the blue I wore to last year's weddings.

Let's just say -- this was the first time in 26 years I've needed delicate shoes.

Aimée, they're yours (as of about 11pm Saturday night, I suspect).


Steph L. - Oct 05, 2005 11:25:23 am PDT #6589 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Damn, ita. Please take a picture when you're wearing that dress.

ION, the existence of Graeters pumpkin ice cream (back for the season) is proof enough of a benevolent deity. Sweet lord, is that stuff amazing.


Stephanie - Oct 05, 2005 11:26:40 am PDT #6590 of 10001
Trust my rage

ita, I love that dress! I hope we get pictures.


Stephanie - Oct 05, 2005 11:27:44 am PDT #6591 of 10001
Trust my rage

Dear Empress,

Please consider this my application to the Princess Army: [link]

--Ellie


Burrell - Oct 05, 2005 11:28:05 am PDT #6592 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hot, perhaps, or eye-catching (I don't shop by occasion, but rather because I passed something in a store window), but NSM with the pretty.

Okay, this proves my point. You have enough dresses to actually need to categorize them beyond "pretty."


SailAweigh - Oct 05, 2005 11:29:03 am PDT #6593 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

ita, that dress is gorgeous! Betsy, I saw that jacket, too. I want it for my wardrobe, but can't justify the cost right now. Sigh.


Aims - Oct 05, 2005 11:30:15 am PDT #6594 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aimée, they're yours (as of about 11pm Saturday night, I suspect).

WHOOT!!

Dear Ellie, You are not only hereby inducted into the Princess Army, you are now a Tiara Sergeant. Because of that dress. Oh my gawds that dress.

Love, Empress

PS Does it come in adult sizes?


SailAweigh - Oct 05, 2005 11:31:39 am PDT #6595 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Whimper.

OMG, Stephanie. You broke me. Ded. Can I resurrect my ovaries?


Aims - Oct 05, 2005 11:32:51 am PDT #6596 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Can I resurrect my ovaries?

Not if you live in Indiana.


Stephanie - Oct 05, 2005 11:32:52 am PDT #6597 of 10001
Trust my rage

Isn't that a great dress? A fellow law student gave it to her, complete with tiara. I don't even have one myself.