continues with Hee-Haw, The Donkey God
Hee-Haw loves me this I know! For his neighing tells me so! Big ears and teeth to him belong! I feed him corn and he is strong!
Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? … Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird.
'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Oct 04, 2005 1:42:43 pm PDT #6317 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Emily - Oct 04, 2005 1:46:07 pm PDT #6318 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Sure. I'm more comfortable around people who are like me. The more different kinds of people I'm exposed to, the more I know the ways in which they are just like me. The fewer different kinds of people I'm exposed to, the more worried I get about the people not like me, because who knows what those people might do?
Ginger - Oct 04, 2005 1:58:33 pm PDT #6319 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I first heard the religion joke as a joke about the South:
A man is standing on a bridge railing, ready to jump. A older Southern woman comes up to him and says, "Son, don't jump. Think of your family."
The man sobs, "I'm an orphan."
She says, "Think about God and his mercies."
"I'm an atheist."
"Then son, think about Robert E. Lee."
"Who's Robert E. Lee?"
"Go ahead and jump, you Yankee scum."
Betsy HP - Oct 04, 2005 2:20:32 pm PDT #6320 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yowtch. The Pale Hose are crushing the Bosox.
I read that as Pale Horse and thought "Wow, this time the Apocalypse is personal!"
amych - Oct 04, 2005 2:21:57 pm PDT #6321 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
We are talking about the Red Sox, after all.
DavidS - Oct 04, 2005 2:38:06 pm PDT #6322 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
We are talking about the Red Sox, after all.
They did the apocalypse thingie last year.
amych - Oct 04, 2005 2:40:44 pm PDT #6323 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
They did the apocalypse thingie last year.
Nah. Rapture's just the beginning of the end times.
P.M. Marc - Oct 04, 2005 2:42:48 pm PDT #6324 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oddly apropos: [link]
Glamcookie - Oct 04, 2005 2:52:13 pm PDT #6325 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
"Who's Robert E. Lee?"
"Go ahead and jump, you Yankee scum."
BWAH! I'm so sending this to my dad. He'll love it.
Susan W. - Oct 04, 2005 2:54:02 pm PDT #6326 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I just loaned both our baby name books to our neighbors, who are expecting their second daughter next month. Their first is Alexandra, nicknamed Alex, and they kind of like androgynous names, but have taken Dylan and Ryan off the list because we'd kill them for using the former on a girl, and their best friends Ryan and Kim would do the same over the latter. We agreed that it's harder to name a second child, because you want something more or less in the same style without being so similar they sound corny together. And I grumped about the new Supreme Court nominee as probably ruining Harriet for me. (The current presidency has turned me off any form of George--before 2000 I liked Georgiana a whole lot, but...no.)