So, Western Kansas then.

Aw, crap. That's a little close for comfort, isn't it? I was thinking Arizona. I like Arizona. It has... sand, and stuff. Also cacti.

You can't beat Elko, Nevada for being far away from almost anything. I hear they have sand dunes, which I think are more fun than casinos.

Aw, no, best Freudian slip ever.,vw. Esp. if you are visiting the fam. My life is still boring, apart from the book but The Job is the closest I've come in years to actually ROTFL. Of course, that is why it did not survive, I do still live in the country that made Michael fucking Landon a television legend.(and because of THS, I know that could've been his nick too...he dug the whole Commandment-busting thing in private.) And, I blame ita, but of course, I have a whole new entry of my list of Comedians I'd like to. Comedians I'd like to. FG, especially since Leary!man has at least one dependency and you can tell he's lying cause his mouth's moving. Just what I need to be hot for. And he's kind of odd-looking, feature by feature, like DW. But it works for me, somehow. (Eh, what can I say? You make me laugh...that's half my love thang.)

I dunno Western Kansas is hard to beat for isolation.

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I think the Lullabub would freak kids the hell out. But maybe it will sell as a sex toy, sort of a Magic Fingers kind of thing, for adult beds.

I have no advice for you, Emily, other than be good to yourself. It's been kind of a sucky few days for you.

My headache will not be soothed. I thought I had it beaten, then tonight's concert started. It's Charon and To Die For, goth bands from Finland or somesuch. I can't imagine how loud it is in the theater, as it's about 40 db in our house. The glass is rattling in the windows, and my temples are throbbing, and I'm contemplating genocide.

This must be why these groups are named as they are - their audience must think they are to die for, as they're going to be ferried across the Styx if this goes on much longer.

You can't beat Elko, Nevada for being far away from almost anything. I hear they have sand dunes, which I think are more fun than casinos.

Plus you could wave hi to me on your way past. Elko is where old bands go to die. I hear ads for '80s bands that are playing there. I always wonder what guys who once headlined arena shows think when they get off the bus and see Elko as their next gig.

That they've become Spinal Tap.

Headache, headache...go away. Find some other head to slay. Tension, migraine...all are bad. When you are gone, I FEEL A LOT FUCKING BETTER!!!

Emily, do you need hair advice? I can give hair advice.

My mother is unexpectedly on her way over. I should dress.

Aimee - did you ever get my email?