It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Sep 02, 2005 1:37:13 pm PDT #543 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Off to the gym I go. We'll see if I still feel murderous later.

Argh.


erikaj - Sep 02, 2005 1:38:48 pm PDT #544 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

"Just because you cut somebody up in a bar don't make you a surgeon,bunk." (/David Simon likes carrots)


Lee - Sep 02, 2005 1:46:08 pm PDT #545 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Allyson, I had to ask my parents for money when I was 29 (?) with a law degree hanging on my wall. I was working supposedly high paying temp jobs until library school started. I thought I was doing just fine, but not paying enough attention. I broke my ankle, which meant I couldn't work, and the temp jobs meant no real health insurance, and I found out just fine doesn't always cover what it should.

It happens.


Susan W. - Sep 02, 2005 1:48:57 pm PDT #546 of 10001
The wide universe is the ocean I travel, and the earth is my blue boat home

Poor Beastie!


Sparky1 - Sep 02, 2005 1:58:21 pm PDT #547 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Perkins, YOU ARE NOT YOU KNOW WHAT-ING!!

I walked out of work after I finished teaching this afternoon. I polled the students, and they all assured me they were leaving for the weekend, so I figured why wait around when no one will be asking questions. I should go to the gym, but I'm liking the idea of cooking a real dinner.

I hope the Beast does better, Jilli.

Allyson, it's nice to have you in Bitches. Help yourself to the comfy chair.


Lee - Sep 02, 2005 2:01:44 pm PDT #548 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am so, Sparky.

Also, I'm going home now. Yay! I'll post stuff about the gifts for -t soon after I get there.

Plei, insent.


Sparky1 - Sep 02, 2005 2:03:27 pm PDT #549 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I am so, Sparky.

NotNotNotNotNotNotNotNotNotNotNotNotNot.

I heard a rumor that you SUCK. Is it true?


Atropa - Sep 02, 2005 2:04:08 pm PDT #550 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yay! I'll post stuff about the gifts for -t soon after I get there.

In case I forgot to mention it earlier, I want to donate to that.


P.M. Marc - Sep 02, 2005 2:23:17 pm PDT #551 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jilli, want to co-ordinate with me, and we can send one package to Perkins for -t?

Susan, goes for you, too. I'm wanting to mail something out early next week, giving me the weekend to find more little nifties (soaps, etc) for her.


Susan W. - Sep 02, 2005 2:44:33 pm PDT #552 of 10001
The wide universe is the ocean I travel, and the earth is my blue boat home

Sounds great. I'm time and money-crunched enough that my contribution might be something like "small Target gift card," though I'm hoping to make a batch of jam over the weekend.