The news article that day describes the flavor thus: "Carrot Cake Soup is like the taste of watching girls make out."
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Also, I read "carrot cake in the cube" as "carrot cake in a tube" and went "EW!"
I would eat carrot cake in the rain
I would eat carrot cake on a train
I would eat carrot cake in a cube
I would eat carrot cake out of a tube
I would eat carrot cake in a tube. No questions asked.
I'd eat cheesecake from a tube. Actually, I think that would work pretty well, except for the crust. It sounds sort of like what cheeze-wiz should have been.
I'd eat cheesecake from a tube. Actually, I think that would work pretty well, except for the crust.
It could be striped, like Aquafresh toothpaste!
Happy Birthday Nicole!!
Carrot cake is gross.
Skipping ahead to say:
Happy Birthday, Nicole!!! I miss you already.
Now THIS is art (not work-safe)
Two Czech statues pee into a fountain, spelling out works of Czech literature with the fountain stream.
Carrot cake is gross.
You are DEAD to me.
You are DEAD to me.
What, the bacon thing wasn't enough?
Carrot cake is gross.
Perkins is dead to me.
Oh, speaking of dead, I wanted to tell a story. So, I went skating in Riverside park this morning. At 110th and the street, there are a sequence of about 3 small-scale playgrounds, clearly aimed for small kids. Anyway, apparently their aim works, because I seriously think every. single. 2 and 3-year-old in the upper west side must have been playing there. Running around, and shrieking, and hanging on poles, and swinging, and all the things little kids do. (there were parents too, of course).
It's like somebody looked down and said "You know, I don't think the Bitches have done enough to make David die from cute and crave fatherhood (eventually). Let's throw him a cuteness obstacle he will NEVER be able to resist."
I think they won.