This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - Sep 26, 2005 12:02:10 pm PDT #5156 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Some people's needs in shoes are different from mine.

The Boots - I saw these boots and I just had to have them. If you have big calfs they would be hard to zip up on your fat legs. Luckily I'm skinny so they fit perfectly. I wouldn't recommend wearing them to the club they get messed up very easily. These are not walking boots after about an hour they are really uncomfortable in fact after an hour of dancing in these boots my feet felt numb and my feet felt like they were on fire. They are not comfortable boots if I am wearing these I have to be sitting down 99 percent of the time. But overall the look is different and it's a very nice looking boot.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2005 12:08:15 pm PDT #5157 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They're not just Fuck Me boots. They're Fuck Me Now boots.


juliana - Sep 26, 2005 12:09:24 pm PDT #5158 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

They're not just Fuck Me boots. They're Fuck Me Now boots.

Fuck Me Now Before I Get A Cramp In My Stick-Like Legs?


vw bug - Sep 26, 2005 12:15:05 pm PDT #5159 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Yay, Trudy! Which one did you end up taking?


tommyrot - Sep 26, 2005 12:16:41 pm PDT #5160 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fuck Me Now, Preferably With My Legs In The Air To Reduce The Swelling In My Feet boots?


Connie Neil - Sep 26, 2005 12:19:06 pm PDT #5161 of 10001
brillig

skyrockets and confetti for Trudy!


Emily - Sep 26, 2005 12:20:15 pm PDT #5162 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

my feet felt numb and my feet felt like they were on fire.

Not clear on the concept of "numb," I see.


Glamcookie - Sep 26, 2005 12:20:32 pm PDT #5163 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Yay for Trudes!


Amy - Sep 26, 2005 12:21:50 pm PDT #5164 of 10001
Because books.

Yay Trudy!

::dances in confetti::


Hil R. - Sep 26, 2005 12:24:19 pm PDT #5165 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK. So today, I went to the salon to get my eyebrows waxed. I got there, and all the people who work there are watching TV. The person who usually does my eyebrows (the owner of the salon, who's great) tells someone else to do my eyebrows. So, I tell her "Not too thin, just cleaned up." She says fine.

She does a little bit of waxing, then starts tweezing. After a few minutes, I'm crying from the pain, and I ask her to just finish up the waxing and forget the rest of the tweezing. She says OK, then takes a cotton ball soaked in baby oil and runs it over my eyebrows and most of my forehead. I ask for a paper towel to wipe the oil off, because it makes me break out, and she takes the paper towel and wipes it in a way that spreads the oil all down both cheeks.

Fine, whatever. I can wash my face when I get home. She finishes up, and i look in the mirror, and, wow, my eyebrows are tiny. She tells me, "I gave you new shape, to make you pretty." Fine. It'll grow back. I don't really care anymore.

So I get home, and my face is shiny with all the oil. I wash my face with some acne wash, and, of course, get some in my eye, which really stings. I rinse it out, and it still stings, and I realize, of course, I've got my contacts in, and there's probably some trapped underneath.

So I take out the contact, and in the process, get an eyelash in my eye. This has happened a zillion times before, but for some reason, it takes a lot longer than usual to get it out this time, and by the time I've gotten it out, my eye is bright red and swollen.

An hour later, still bright red and swollen. Still feels like there's something in my eye, even though I've checked in the mirror and there's not. So, pretty sure I've scratched my cornea. I've done that once before, and it felt pretty much like this.

So, one more to add to my list of stupid injuries. Scratched cornea as complication of eyebrow waxing.