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Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2005 4:50:21 pm PDT #4461 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It was moldy because I'd been sitting on it for over a year.

That's not mold.


Hil R. - Sep 21, 2005 4:51:54 pm PDT #4462 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

And for the life of me, I don't know why everybody latched on to the whole tube thing, either.

I think it was that it came soon after a moldy burrito incident. And that it was nacho cheese flavored.


Sean K - Sep 21, 2005 4:53:39 pm PDT #4463 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And that it was nacho cheese flavored.

Okay, I admit it was a funky flavor. However it was not my usual flavor. I prefer the yellow saffron rice. Mmmmm, nummy. I think I just grabbed the wrong tube and didn't look at it until I got home.

And then I didn't eat it for a year.


billytea - Sep 21, 2005 4:53:51 pm PDT #4464 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It was moldy because I'd been sitting on it for over a year.

Sean, are you sure you're not confusing your rice tube with a beanbag?


vw bug - Sep 21, 2005 4:54:41 pm PDT #4465 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Sean, I don't think you're helping your case much here :)

We still love you, though.

So, anyone wanna hear about my first day of work?


askye - Sep 21, 2005 4:55:21 pm PDT #4466 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I ate a tubed rice the other week and it was great!

That's the yellow rice Mom uses to make chicken and yellow rice.


beth b - Sep 21, 2005 4:56:16 pm PDT #4467 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Sending out the ma~~~ there seem to be evilness afoot. The evilest thing in my universe seems to be that everyone at work has the blahs about work and the rest are sick. In other words, no one is haveing fun.


beth b - Sep 21, 2005 4:56:49 pm PDT #4468 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

talk vw... then you can call it bed time


Sean K - Sep 21, 2005 4:57:32 pm PDT #4469 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Well, partly thanks to that, I'm Mr. It's Two Days Old, Throw it Out these days. It drives my gf to distraction, and she says I keep trying to throw away perfectly good food.


Sean K - Sep 21, 2005 4:58:06 pm PDT #4470 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yes, how was your first day of work, vw?