No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 19, 2005 10:47:50 am PDT #3946 of 10001
What is even happening?

I must be PMSing, 'cause I'm eating EVERYTHING in sight.

PMS is turning vw into a toddler.

vw,

Don't eat the rocks.

Love,
Your colon


Lee - Sep 19, 2005 10:48:43 am PDT #3947 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

So, um, just think of them as two more cute kids

t gloat

I got to see them yesterday.

They are in fact very cute kids.

t /gloat


Emily - Sep 19, 2005 11:01:04 am PDT #3948 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

is uneaten


Sean K - Sep 19, 2005 11:04:12 am PDT #3949 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm still betting you taste like chicken.


Sean K - Sep 19, 2005 11:04:54 am PDT #3950 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

But what enquiring Buffistas really want to know is:

Who tastes more like chicken? You or Toto? I think vw is wrong not to help us find out.


Cass - Sep 19, 2005 11:11:29 am PDT #3951 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Gloatycakes are unbecoming...

Mmm cake.


Emily - Sep 19, 2005 11:11:40 am PDT #3952 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Uh-oh. The yawns have staged a sneak-attack. Help!


Burrell - Sep 19, 2005 11:13:47 am PDT #3953 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hey Perkins!

I have lunch now.


Jessica - Sep 19, 2005 11:13:48 am PDT #3954 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Who tastes more like chicken? You or Toto?

For some reason, I am now earwormed with "Great taste! Less filling! Great taste! Less filling!"

(Yes, completely unrelated comments are able to earworm me with beer commercials from 15 years ago. I have so many hidden talents.)


Topic!Cindy - Sep 19, 2005 11:15:39 am PDT #3955 of 10001
What is even happening?

Christopher is reading Peter Pan, (a Disneyized version of Barrie's classic) and setting it to music as he reads. I think he favors jazz.

What the holy helmet are we going to do with this kid when he's 10?