I'm sure many people here have already seen this, but I felt like sharing anyway. Apparently written by Andy Rooney, about women over 30: [link]
Say! look at you! You look just like me! We're very pretty.
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Sep 14, 2005 3:38:56 pm PDT #3067 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Trudy Booth - Sep 14, 2005 3:48:14 pm PDT #3068 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Alright, the agencies are annoying me. They keep sending me to law firms I DO NOT WANT (they are either too small or too far away. d'oh!). I"ve got a list of places I want to contact personally and have pulled up their websites. How does the following look for an e-cover letter? And how can I mention that I have a letter of reference from my last employer?
Dear ________,
I am seeking a position as a Legal Secretary in New York City. I feel I would be well suited for __________.
As you can see on my resume (attached), I have considerable experience. I am proficient with a variety of software and pick up new programs and procedures readily.
I am very interested in meeting with you and discussing employment opportunities. Please contact me at __________ if we can set up an appointment.
Thank you for your time,
Trudy Booth
Topic!Cindy - Sep 14, 2005 3:48:45 pm PDT #3069 of 10001
What is even happening?
billytea, I think I found my new tagline from that link.
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
SailAweigh - Sep 14, 2005 3:49:56 pm PDT #3070 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Billytea, that was a great article. I had to commemorate it with a new tagline.
SailAweigh - Sep 14, 2005 3:50:40 pm PDT #3071 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Heh, Cindy, that article could be mined for a heck of a lot of taglines.
billytea - Sep 14, 2005 3:50:52 pm PDT #3072 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
billytea, I think I found my new tagline from that link.
Hah! A fine choice.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 14, 2005 3:50:53 pm PDT #3073 of 10001
What is even happening?
That one made me wonder if this was really an Andy Rooney piece, Sail, but I love it anyhow.
Amy - Sep 14, 2005 3:51:22 pm PDT #3074 of 10001
Because books.
I am proficient with a variety of software and pick up new programs and procedures readily.
After this line, I would simply something like, "References are available on request."
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
Heh.
billytea - Sep 14, 2005 3:52:36 pm PDT #3075 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage... ~Andy Roony
Of course, any such mention of sausage reminds me of the comedic subtlety of 'Allo 'Allo.
SailAweigh - Sep 14, 2005 3:54:30 pm PDT #3076 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Alas, I know not this 'Allo, 'Allo. I'm sure it's quite fun because it sounds quite British.