Emily and I have returned from our orientation at the Y. We stopped at Wendy's for salads (paid for with the money in my bra...no, really). We are new creatures. Fear us.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - Sep 12, 2005 1:05:21 pm PDT #2567 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2005 1:10:32 pm PDT #2568 of 10001
What is even happening?
I do that all the time.
You live in San Francisco. It's worse than I thought!
Sparky1 - Sep 12, 2005 1:10:57 pm PDT #2569 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
I already have my present from you, and I'm not giving it back.
The present to which Perkins refers is my promise to do something with my LJ account besides ignore its existence. Over there, you can read me as lili_beth.
Please, go forth and friend me. I'll be trying to find as many of you as possible in between students this afternoon.
paid for with the money in my bra
::gropes vw's boobies::
Cashmere - Sep 12, 2005 1:16:23 pm PDT #2570 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
your boobies paid for your lunch????
I gotta get better boobies.
vw bug - Sep 12, 2005 1:19:15 pm PDT #2571 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Nah, Cash. Your boobies feed in other ways. That's pretty damn good. We single, childless folks have to do something to keep up with all you cool kids.
Cashmere - Sep 12, 2005 1:25:05 pm PDT #2572 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Milk schmilk--I'd love it if my boobies could get me a Wendy's taco salad.
beth b - Sep 12, 2005 1:25:40 pm PDT #2573 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
there is lots of noise outside. so I go look. The city is trimming the tree we asked them to look at over a year ago. Yay. however I am wondering if I will be able to leave for work at 4.
my dimoond shoes are way too tight
vw bug - Sep 12, 2005 1:33:20 pm PDT #2574 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I'd love it if my boobies could get me a Wendy's taco salad.
I can see how that would be appealing.
Emily is now playing with our newly returned xBox. It is very exciting. I need to practice more so we can play Urbz Sims together.
amych - Sep 12, 2005 1:53:16 pm PDT #2575 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
See, if my boobs could procure a taco salad, I'd be all, "Next time, how about Tiramisù? Something nice, for a change?"
Topic!Cindy - Sep 12, 2005 1:54:02 pm PDT #2576 of 10001
What is even happening?
Milk schmilk--I'd love it if my boobies could get me a Wendy's taco salad.
Wait 'til the kids are in school. If I can figure out a way to make school supplies with my breasts, I'll be a millionaire.