JZ is currently decorating the video box for Jilli's collection of Goth videos that I have snagged for her out of the TiVo. I have sacrificed my beautiful Premiere cover of Winona Ryder with a perfect Louise Brooks bob and vampish makeup closing her eyes and bending her neck to a looming Gary Oldman for the cause. (Honestly, it's the most glamorous picture of Winona I've ever seen.)
You got all kinds of learnin' and you made me look the fool without tryin', and yet here I am with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Sep 11, 2005 4:14:45 pm PDT #2402 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
dw - Sep 11, 2005 4:31:54 pm PDT #2403 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval
My dearest hope for him is that the next woman he falls hard for turns out to be an unrepentant Bush supporter with head lice.
Look, we all acknowledge that he's an ass who doesn't know what he's missing. But wishing a "woman" like that on any man, that's just cruel. I mean, why don't you just wish he get his penis chopped off in a zipper while you're at it? Or that he has unprotected sex with Paris Hilton?
Gris - Sep 11, 2005 4:36:01 pm PDT #2404 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I mean, why don't you just wish he get his penis chopped off in a zipper while you're at it? Or that he has unprotected sex with Paris Hilton?
Same thing, really.
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2005 4:40:14 pm PDT #2405 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My dearest hope for him is that the next woman he falls hard for turns out to be an unrepentant Bush supporter with head lice.
People are not attracted to other people for all sorts of different reasons. Why can't one just feel bad for both people that the mutual attraction thing didn't happen? My heart/brain tends to be terribly selective over who I'm attracted to, which hasn't done me any favors.
Steph L. - Sep 11, 2005 4:51:38 pm PDT #2406 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My dearest hope for him is that the next woman he falls hard for turns out to be an unrepentant Bush supporter with head lice.
People are not attracted to other people for all sorts of different reasons. Why can't one just feel bad for both people that the mutual attraction thing didn't happen? My heart/brain tends to be terribly selective over who I'm attracted to, which hasn't done me any favors.
Well, truthfully, having my Bitches wishing unspeakable things to befall him is actually making me feel a little better.
As is the carrot cake I just ate, accompanied by chocolate milk. (I went to the grocery store, and in the bakery section they had the most perfect thing EVAR -- little single servings of cakes, sized just a little bigger than a cupcake. I resisted buying a whole cake.)
Daisy Jane - Sep 11, 2005 4:57:02 pm PDT #2407 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I just caught up- on the last 60 or so posts anyway. I'm sorry Tep, I don't know what to say. I used to imagine boys what done me wrong were about 4 inches high, and then I'd drop imaginary mean boy in a blender. So I can imagine crush boy like that if you'd like.
erikaj - Sep 11, 2005 5:01:41 pm PDT #2408 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I don't hate my Crush Guy either. I just wish I could.
brenda m - Sep 11, 2005 5:02:51 pm PDT #2409 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I have had a rotten day and am currently thinking mean thoughts about several of the men in my life. I'll happy add another to the list. Grrr.
Lee - Sep 11, 2005 5:03:54 pm PDT #2410 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Well, truthfully, having my Bitches wishing unspeakable things to befall him is actually making me feel a little better.
So you want us to go all virtual Anya on his ass? I can do that, you know.
tommyrot - Sep 11, 2005 5:07:14 pm PDT #2411 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, truthfully, having my Bitches wishing unspeakable things to befall him is actually making me feel a little better.
Well, I'm not terribly offended or anything. Go Team Hate!