Thank you, Cindy.
Friend (who has the unfortunate burden of sharing the same name with Crush!Boy!Who!Doesn't!Like!Me) wouldn't let me eat a whole gallon of ice cream, OR a whole pie. I told him he was no friend of mine.
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Oh, noes. Is he gymtastic?
Hee. No -- it was one of those "Steph, for your own good, how about we split a pizza?", not a mean "No ice cream for you!" things. And we went to the bakery afterward so I could get something guaranteed to put me in a sugar coma, but the line was too long and he had to get to the airport to get his flight. So, no -- it wasn't a "You don't need ice cream" thing; it was more of a "You need real food in your stomach before all the sugar" thing.
Then he relented and bought me pizza.
Was there at least some wine or beer with the pizza?
I figured any alcohol would be a bad idea. And I already have a headache from crying for hours.
You probably don't want to hear this, but the only guys I ever leveled with, like crush!boy did with you, were the boys I really liked as humans, you know?
He was really very kind about it; make no mistake. I'm sure he likes me as a human, which is better than thinking I'm a cheap skank, but it would be nicer if he liked me as a girl-shaped human, you know?
Can you hop on IM for a minute?
I'm trying, and iChat is fucking with me. Give me a second here....
So, no -- it wasn't a "You don't need ice cream" thing; it was more of a "You need real food in your stomach before all the sugar" thing.
Okay. We like him again, then. The last thing you need is a belly ache.
I figured any alcohol would be a bad idea. And I already have a headache from crying for hours.
Oh sweetheart. I'm so sorry. Ugh.
it would be nicer if he liked me as a girl-shaped human, you know?
Oh, yeah. Can I hate him a little for you?
Can someone remove my tongue? Apparently I can't say anything right today.
it would be nicer if he liked me as a girl-shaped human, you know?
Oh, yeah. Can I hate him a little for you?
Hate him a lot. As much as you can muster up.
He's just trying to spare you the pain of his impotence, Tep.
it would be nicer if he liked me as a girl-shaped human, you know?
Oh, Tep, that sucks. But I'm going to chime in with everyone who said the right guy *is* going to like you that way one day.
Can someone remove my tongue? Apparently I can't say anything right today.
Nah. We like your tongue.
He's just trying to spare you the pain of his impotence, Tep.
You know, he didn't even know that Batman had more than one Robin, so I don't know *why* I ever thought he could be Mr. Least Wrong.
I mean, really. Dick Grayson hasn't been Robin for *years.*
Hate him a lot. As much as you can muster up.
Okay, but I've been in physical pain for seven days. Don't blame me if he spontaneously combusts. Oh, but pick up some marshmallows at the grocery store.
I mean, really. Dick Grayson hasn't been Robin for *years.*
Even I know about Tim Drake, from the ether, for crying out loud.
