I think what my daughter's trying to say is: nyah nyah nyah nyah.

Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 10, 2005 11:55:19 am PDT #2212 of 10001
What is even happening?

I am just testing


Amy - Sep 10, 2005 11:56:52 am PDT #2213 of 10001
Because books.

Hmm. I was going to say I think Cindy's trying to tell us something.

My baby can talk, and yet? Came home to find her father icing Jake's birthday cake, and the baby in the living room, bare-assed. Pants and diaper flung off, and herself watching Blue's Clues. When I asked her why she took off her clothes, she said, "Nap."

Okay.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 10, 2005 11:57:17 am PDT #2214 of 10001
What is even happening?

"I am rather blue today, plus my butt itches. Woe! Just pick me the fuck up already! You don't need to wipe your ass! Why must you torture me so?!" or, "I'm soooooo fucking bored. Christ. Where's that thing that was so amusing yesterday? You know. The thing. With the colors. You know what I mean! Just get it, okay?! Fuck you!"

This cracked me up. So very true.

It is true, of babies and fandom.

Okay, I tried to post something longer along these lines earlier. This is another test.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 10, 2005 11:58:12 am PDT #2215 of 10001
What is even happening?

She needs a little fresh air, mom.

Hmm. I was going to say I think Cindy's trying to tell us something.

Well, Hec did sum up our summer, nicely.


Amy - Sep 10, 2005 12:00:56 pm PDT #2216 of 10001
Because books.

Well, Hec did sum up our summer, nicely.

As Plei said, it could be me a lot of days lately, too.

You think I'd be more excited about cake, but it's yellow with chocolate icing. Which was the birthday boy's call, and his right, but damn it. Not my favorite. I wanted a bakery cake with about five inches of buttercream icing. And my flippin' birthday's not till April.


brenda m - Sep 10, 2005 12:03:07 pm PDT #2217 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

We have to make that for my father's birthday every year. Not my fave, but I'm not big on cake to begin with.


d - Sep 10, 2005 12:04:55 pm PDT #2218 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

For my pillow, I put the larger of the 2 bumps under my neck. (Switch around for if you sleep face down so you don't choke.) But then I sleep like a maniac and hardly ever use it the way it was intended. I'm sure it will tell you on the packaging how to use.

And no, I haven't seen a doctor for my shingles for a couple of years. I got my first outbreak at 15, and since then have gotten at least 1 outbreak every year, sometimes as many as 3 in one year. Sun was the first cause, now it's usually just a stress reaction. Annoying, but usually pretty mild and nowhere near my eyes, just along my cheekbone. This particular outbreak seems worse than usual, but it still only lasted less than a week in duration so I don't worry about antiviral meds.

That baby "conversation" was funnee!


Zenkitty - Sep 10, 2005 12:05:29 pm PDT #2219 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Now I want birthday cake, and it's not even my birthday.


erikaj - Sep 10, 2005 12:07:33 pm PDT #2220 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Next week.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 10, 2005 12:09:11 pm PDT #2221 of 10001
What is even happening?

You think I'd be more excited about cake, but it's yellow with chocolate icing. Which was the birthday boy's call, and his right, but damn it. Not my favorite. I wanted a bakery cake with about five inches of buttercream icing. And my flippin' birthday's not till April.
That means your half birthday is in October. You should have a half a cake. Mine was just six days ago. I neglected to have half a cake, and look what happened to me. CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

For my pillow, I put the larger of the 2 bumps under my neck. (Switch around for if you sleep face down so you don't choke.) But then I sleep like a maniac and hardly ever use it the way it was intended. I'm sure it will tell you on the packaging how to use.

I don't think I've slept face down too much since puberty. Thanks, d. I will make sure I feel like it's supporting my poor old neck, since that's the point.

And no, I haven't seen a doctor for my shingles for a couple of years. I got my first outbreak at 15, and since then have gotten at least 1 outbreak every year, sometimes as many as 3 in one year. Sun was the first cause, now it's usually just a stress reaction. Annoying, but usually pretty mild and nowhere near my eyes, just along my cheekbone. This particular outbreak seems worse than usual, but it still only lasted less than a week in duration so I don't worry about antiviral meds.

Oh, man. I didn't realize you could have more than one break-out. I know it's the chicken pox virus reactivating, but I never thought about it returning. My grandfather had it when I was a teenager. It was very close to his eyes, close enough that they hospitalized him. My mother had it a few years back, but it was around her middle.