River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 2:25:25 pm PDT #215 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Has anyone tried FLOAM?

I think I'm a little scared of FLOAM.

I am eating stuffed salmon and drinking buttery, okay chardonnay.

My tummy is happy. t /Leif


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 2:26:54 pm PDT #216 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

By the same token, it frightens me, because as much as I love Futurama, I really don't want anything from Futurama in my actual life.

x-post!

Except Zoidberg.

Back AWAY from the Doctor, and I won't have to call you a skank....


Topic!Cindy - Sep 01, 2005 2:27:23 pm PDT #217 of 10001
What is even happening?

I definitely want the Floam (for me me me). I'm a wee bit afraid of letting my kids use it in my house.

Teppy, did you mean "okay" or did you mean "oaky"?


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2005 2:28:51 pm PDT #218 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I meant "oaky," as in "aged in oak barrels and therefore toasty and YUM."


DCJensen - Sep 01, 2005 2:29:56 pm PDT #219 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

ION, I just got "caught" by my boss looking at my personal email. (2 seconds earlier, and it would have been LJ). Luckily she laughed and agreed that this place is deader than dead this week.

Same thing happened to me two weeks ago. Except that two days later I found my internet access was blocked.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2005 2:30:03 pm PDT #220 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

JZ's post is making me want to chant ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-FLOAM.

But I won't, because I am a grown-up.

floooooooooooam

[Hey! Fon't tags aren't allowed anymore? How're we supposed to whisper things?]

[edited to make myself look crazy]


Topic!Cindy - Sep 01, 2005 2:30:18 pm PDT #221 of 10001
What is even happening?

I thought so, because I didn't think you'd be praising it as buttery, if it were only okay.

LUSH.


Atropa - Sep 01, 2005 2:30:54 pm PDT #222 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

JZ's post is making me want to chant ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-FLOAM.

But I won't, because I am a grown-up.

I am not even remotely a grown-up right now, so I'll do it for you.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-FLOAM!!


Cashmere - Sep 01, 2005 2:32:00 pm PDT #223 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'd never heard of FLOAM before a few seconds ago, but now I really want some.

Jessica is me.

I roasted a chicken for dinner and we had scalloped potatoes and mixed veggies. Except Owen was so tired from the zoo he fell asleep while I was finishing making it. I thought the nap in the car on the way home was enough. I was wrong.

Fortunately, he woke up after about an hour so I could change his diaper, get him into pajamas and get a little dinner in him. He's watching tv with his dad now.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 01, 2005 2:32:36 pm PDT #224 of 10001
What is even happening?

I bet you could make some kick ass bats with the Floam, Jilli. Granted, they wouldn't be black, but they'd still be kick ass.

Christopher gets so excited when he talks about Floam that he blushes and stammers. I think he's in love.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-FLOAM