And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Sep 09, 2005 9:33:51 am PDT #1926 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Please know that I really like the name Emmett, and as your Emmett is the first modern Emmett I "know" I like it even more. But, I would think it has as much kick-me quality to it, as does Alistair.

Emmett is an Irish name not a British name. Much less of a kick-me factor. And while he hasn't had any classmates named Emmett, it is a name which is heard around the Bay Area.

I think an Alistair would be JUST FINE.

Somebody else's child named Alistair can do just fine, because there's no freakin' way I'd name my son Alistair. I'd sooner name my kid Poncey Fruitbucket.

Though I did talk to Alistair Cooke on the phone once when I worked at WGBH and he was very cordial.


Sparky1 - Sep 09, 2005 9:34:56 am PDT #1927 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Conrad gives me a Bye-Bye, Birdie earworm.


Zenkitty - Sep 09, 2005 9:35:23 am PDT #1928 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

connie, actual pirate? Coolness. You know, Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming up. Arr.

I think what sounds odd to my ears might not to others'. Just my perception, of course, but when I was growing up, in the rural deep South, the only names I ever heard were Biblical or "traditional" Scots-Irish and Teutonic names. (Unless, like my grandmother's name, somebody just made it up.) The oddest ones were the obscure Biblical ones, especially if the parent got creative with the spelling. I remember the woman named Vashti pronounced it "vash-TYE" and I always thought it was "VASH-tee". Anyone know the correct pronounciation?

So, ita, going from what you just said, is ita your actual name? As opposed to an internet name?

Dammit, now I'm going to have to dig up the family tree, which is in my keeping and so I should probably keep track of where it is. I just know there's some men with odd names that I'm forgetting.


amych - Sep 09, 2005 9:36:01 am PDT #1929 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Much less of a kick-me factor.

Dude, if you think the kids care about British vs. Irish, you're delusional.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2005 9:37:11 am PDT #1930 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

is ita your actual name?

Ayup. I managed a normal middle name, but my sister has a fragmented first name too (though Yoruba, not Spanish) and a Ghanaian variant of a day name as her middle name.

My parents like crack.


P.M. Marc - Sep 09, 2005 9:37:35 am PDT #1931 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Two words for you, Hec:

Jug. Band.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2005 9:39:00 am PDT #1932 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 9:39:55 am PDT #1933 of 10001
What is even happening?

When I hear the name "Conrad," the first thing that pops to mind is an image of a guy with a battery on his shoulder.

Yep. Robert Conrad. That was my thought, too.

Emmett is an Irish name not a British name. Much less of a kick-me factor. And while he hasn't had any classmates named Emmett, it is a name which is heard around the Bay Area.

I don't know that kids take the time to figure out the etymology of the names, before they start the teasing and beating. I will soften my stance slightly though to add that with your last name, Alistair is actually begging for more of a beating. I might go with Bob, Mike, John, or the like (although I do like Gabriel, with your last name).


Aims - Sep 09, 2005 9:40:10 am PDT #1934 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Conrad gives me a Bye-Bye, Birdie earworm.

"One last kiss. Oh baby one last kiss...."


Fred Pete - Sep 09, 2005 9:40:13 am PDT #1935 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

You also never know what's going to set people off by the time the child's ready to start school. Katrina was a perfectly ordinary name a few years ago. But now, any Katrina starting kindergarten in the next few years is going to get a lot of grief.

Signed,

If I Had a Dollar for Every "Fred Flintstone" Joke I Suffered As a Kid....