Tom would like to name our never-to-born children Influenza and Plague.
that I find this incredibly amusing is a testament to our decision to not have children.
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Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2005 7:16:19 am PDT #1844 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
amych - Sep 09, 2005 7:17:42 am PDT #1845 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Influenza's equally-unlikely girl-twin to be named Cholera?
Nora Deirdre - Sep 09, 2005 7:18:54 am PDT #1846 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
He also finds Echinachia pretty.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 09, 2005 7:21:54 am PDT #1847 of 10001
What is even happening?
Gabriel
Ooh! Favorite name and an excellent first-last match!
It is, and it goes well with Emmett's name, too. I get disconcerted by families that have some kids with really trendy names and some kids with more traditional names.
Amy - Sep 09, 2005 7:22:35 am PDT #1848 of 10001
Because books.
I don't really have a restricted name zone
We couldn't do any names ending in an "ee" sound, because with our last name it's too singsong. Of course, I still have to deal with it, being an Amy.
amych - Sep 09, 2005 7:25:21 am PDT #1849 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I still have to deal with it, being an Amy.
This is one of the major reasons I didn't change my name.
Scrappy - Sep 09, 2005 7:28:12 am PDT #1850 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Nora--hee. BF's chosen kids' names are Eucalyptus and Ocarina. Our children-never-to-be could be great friends and social outcasts together!
Sparky1 - Sep 09, 2005 7:28:57 am PDT #1851 of 10001
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We couldn't do any names ending in an "ee" sound
Well, both of our last names are vowel-heavy, so there is a lot of opportunity for illiteration. My initials are EAE and I have another girl name in mind for our fantasy child that would make her AEA -- I like the idea of how it balances out.
Fred Pete - Sep 09, 2005 7:31:22 am PDT #1852 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Tom would like to name our never-to-born children Influenza and Plague.
Mark Russell once did a comedy riff on what "genitalia" really sounds like. One of the options was, a woman's name. (Another was, IIRC, a type of pasta.)
Jessica - Sep 09, 2005 7:33:17 am PDT #1853 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Our restricted zone is limited to names ending in "a," because they don't flow well with our last name. (I've been grandfathered in.)
Right now, our favored names all end in 'n'. Evelyn, Dylan, Simon. (Informal polls suggest that having 2 kids named Dylan and Simon would not cause them to hate us forever, though Evelyn might wonder why she's the only one without a classic rock name.)