You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 26: Damn right I'm impure!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Sep 08, 2005 3:26:52 pm PDT #1655 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Holy cow. Dad just called; another uncle had a heart attack.

The succession of heart attacks would be funny if they were on a sitcom. "Larry, when Uncle Joe heard about your heart attack, he was so stressed out that *he* had a heart attack!", etc.

But since my life is not a sitcom, I think I'm going to go curl up in a fetal position and cry.


meara - Sep 08, 2005 3:26:53 pm PDT #1656 of 10001

I'm pretty sure all a gay muppet's support would be arch.

Hee. Billytea is funny.

And OMG the Wally report makes me all sniffly. Damn. I'm jealous.

Reading the phone book is cute in an Australian accent. Haven't you heard? We're just adorable!

Dunno, I really am tempted to move to Scotland just because hearing everyone talk would make me all hot, every day.

Happy delurking, Shambles. Any reason not to stay delurked? C'mon...

NC-17 rating, largely due to its depiction of an explicit three-way sex scene between Kevin "In Wild Things You Saw My" Bacon, Alison Lohman (White Oleander) and Colin Firth (the Bridget Jones movies)

and then goes on to "so they're reinserting a lesbian sex scene". Dammmmmmmmmmn.

My New School? Fabulous. Just fabulous

Awww! I wanna go visit Fay again!!! Give roomie and K kisses and hugs for me, eh?

I'm only a C-cup, and there are maybe 3 button-down shirts in the entire world that fit my entire torso

SOMEWHERE I was reading about a new line of women's dress shirts that were going to be sold by bra (34B/38DD/etc) size rather than 6/8/10 size. Except I don't remember where.

Got to say things at work that other times could lead to a warning

Heh. One of my coworkers today was talking about owning the "magic bullet", and another coworker was all excited that she owend one too, and I'm all "Dear lord!" but it turned out they were talking about some kind of blender...


erikaj - Sep 08, 2005 3:27:20 pm PDT #1657 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Maybe it's the soul but cheaptrims.com does not make me think of sewing...more like outcall.


Betsy HP - Sep 08, 2005 3:29:58 pm PDT #1658 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

For the crafty among us,

Great moments in handwork: [link]


Cass - Sep 08, 2005 3:36:29 pm PDT #1659 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Heh. One of my coworkers today was talking about owning the "magic bullet", and another coworker was all excited that she owend one too, and I'm all "Dear lord!" but it turned out they were talking about some kind of blender...
snerk

Would have been more interesting had it been, um, that other kind.


billytea - Sep 08, 2005 3:59:03 pm PDT #1660 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

He'll think I am hitting on him.

Tell him you're just practising for Racy Tracy.


sj - Sep 08, 2005 4:09:57 pm PDT #1661 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Teppy}}}


billytea - Sep 08, 2005 4:15:23 pm PDT #1662 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Steph, I hope everything will be ok.


DavidS - Sep 08, 2005 4:17:23 pm PDT #1663 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heart-ma to The Clan of the Teppymen.

Here's one for Dylan and Susan. A fascinating and unique analysis of outfield defensive prowess. It validates what the eye sees - Ichiro is the best defensive outfielder in the game.

On the flipside, The Mariners ruin more pitching arms than most major league teams.


libkitty - Sep 08, 2005 4:17:40 pm PDT #1664 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

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