Not that anyone cares or should care, but I've decided to retire from playing music in front of other human beings. Fuck this town and fuck the weasels who make being in a band no fun.
Dude! Who's going to be covering Pere Ubu in Austin? How am I going to survive boring workdays without thinking up obscure cover medleys for one of your bands to play?
"Hmmm, it'd be cool to transition from 'Hallogallo' to 'Drive Somewhere' by the Vulgar Boatmen to 'Foggy Bottom' and then to 'Roadrunner' and finish with 'Sister Ray.' It'd be a two chord marathon."