Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Jan 16, 2008 10:37:46 am PST #7071 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Yeah, that's the one. I've heard of the author, but I can't remember reading anything she's written.

And please, order as many copies as you like! I hear they make lovely seat cozies, window decorations, pot holders, and doggie chew toys, as well as a fine gift for aging relatives. They also slice, dice, and turn ordinary steak into delicious beef jerky. Chapter 4 doubles as eveningwear, and the first appendix cures restless leg syndrome.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 16, 2008 10:54:28 am PST #7072 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That sounds more like Hec's book to me.

Turns you into a 9-yr old Hindu boy; gets rid of your wife


Hayden - Jan 16, 2008 11:00:39 am PST #7073 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Ha! That's true. In keeping with the themes of our subjects, his book is fun, and mine will destroy your relationship.


Jon B. - Jan 16, 2008 12:37:31 pm PST #7074 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

and the first appendix cures restless leg syndrome.

will it also increase your desire to gamble?


Hayden - Jan 16, 2008 12:49:09 pm PST #7075 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Yes, but if your erection persists for more than four hours, please see a physician immediately.


Volans - Jan 17, 2008 3:24:17 am PST #7076 of 10003
move out and draw fire

anyone heard the latest from the Marseille Figs?

Yep, it's pretty fun. Also good is the new Corb Lund, "Horse Soldier."

Funnily enough, on the first listen, I was all "This sounds like Stan Rogers. Think he's doing a Stan Rogers tribute?" My DH agreed. Then came a song to the exact melody of "Idiot" by Rogers.

Turns out our boy Corb unintentionally plagerized Rogers. Guess it's all worked out now...but I'm feeling awfully Canadian.


juliana - Jan 17, 2008 7:12:53 am PST #7077 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Guess it's all worked out now...but I'm feeling awfully Canadian.

Ain't nuthin' wrong with that. And I love HS!HS!. It's quite lovely.


tommyrot - Jan 17, 2008 9:04:57 am PST #7078 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So if one is a big Robyn Hitchcock fan, is it worth downloading Groovy Decay from eMusic? This is the album where Robyn later released a different version, Groovy Decoy, because he hated the production of the earlier "Decay" version. (I have the "Decoy" version, but only on tape. I'll eventually have to buy a CD, as eMusic doesn't have that version.)

I mean, I'll probably get it eventually, but there's a bunch of other stuff I want to get from eMusic so I'm trying to prioritize things....


Jon B. - Jan 17, 2008 9:28:08 am PST #7079 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I remember "America" being a good song, but the rest I forget.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 17, 2008 9:56:42 am PST #7080 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I was right. They shipped the second copy of Hec's book I ordered separately from Corwood's. Cool beans.

How do we do it? How do we do it? How do we do it? Volume! Volume! Turn up the volume!