Metaphors? Why, of all the dirty, rotten tricks.
Zoe: Yeah? Thought you'd get land crazy that long in port. Wash: Probably, but I've been sane a long while now, and change is good.
'Shindig'
Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
Hayden - Sep 10, 2007 9:50:00 am PDT #6435 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
DavidS - Sep 10, 2007 9:52:13 am PDT #6436 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Metaphors? Why, of all the dirty, rotten tricks.
I know. It's fucking lame, but there you have it. It's riddled with them.
I blame Tom Waits who is one metaphorical motherfucker.
Hayden - Sep 10, 2007 9:55:44 am PDT #6437 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
How pretentious can you be? Everyone knows good music writing is as flatly descriptive and blandly MOR as Dave Marsh's haircut.
Jon B. - Sep 10, 2007 9:56:42 am PDT #6438 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
It's riddled with them.
Riddled like holes in Blackburn, Lancashire?
DavidS - Sep 10, 2007 10:29:07 am PDT #6439 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Riddled like holes in Blackburn, Lancashire?
I had to count them all. It took forever.
tommyrot - Sep 10, 2007 10:29:46 am PDT #6440 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
At least they were rather small.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 10, 2007 10:37:12 am PDT #6441 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And yet? They'd fill the Albert Hall.
Laga - Sep 10, 2007 10:49:06 am PDT #6442 of 10003
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Do we know how many it takes?
Volans - Sep 10, 2007 11:19:22 am PDT #6443 of 10003
move out and draw fire
I have no idea if this is real or not. It seems too Onion-y to be true, and yet... [link]
Hayden - Sep 10, 2007 11:19:42 am PDT #6444 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
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Ah, xposts and lost unfunny punchlines.