Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Tom Scola - Sep 02, 2007 1:47:32 pm PDT #6379 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

But then Rubin starts going on about the subscription model being the industry's salvation.

That's the point in the article where it lost its credibility for me.

I think that the industry wants subscriptions so badly, because it's the only business model that allows them to stay in business.

As Fake Steve Jobs put it:

Here's the back story. The music companies are in a dying business, and they know it. Sure, they act all cool because they hang around with rock stars. But beneath all the glamour these guys are actually operating two very low-tech businesses. One is a form of loan-sharking: they put up money to make records, then force recording artists to pay the money back with exorbitant interest. The other business is distribution. They’ve got big warehouses and they control the shipment of little plastic boxes that happen to have music in them.

The guys running the labels are pretty stupid -- most are just dirtbags who started out as band managers or promoters -- but now at long last they are kinda sorta finally vaguely getting clued in to the fact that both parts of their business model are fucked. Their loan-sharking business is being eliminated by low-cost digital recording technology that lets people make an album for very little money. And by letting us build the online music store they've taken themselves out of the distribution business. In the days of vinyl and then CDs, the labels managed to control the value chain by having loads of retailers in a highly fragmented market, and playing them off each other. In the digital world they've got us. And that's it.


DavidS - Sep 05, 2007 8:45:16 am PDT #6380 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Miranda July's playlist for the NY times

A sample:

4) Sycamore, Bill Callahan. Another one from Bill Callahan (aka Smog). This whole new album from him make me cry. I’ve spent so many years counting on him for dark songs and then suddenly - joy. Right. Things could just be ok. It is with this realization that I get a little tearful.


Jon B. - Sep 05, 2007 8:57:17 am PDT #6381 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Miranda July's playlist for the NY times

Do I have room for another seekret girlfriend?


DavidS - Sep 05, 2007 8:58:31 am PDT #6382 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Do I have room for another seekret girlfriend?

Go and defend her on the NY Times blog! Some dill weed just called her pretentious.


Jon B. - Sep 05, 2007 9:02:44 am PDT #6383 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Some dill weed just called her pretentious.

What an ass.


DavidS - Sep 05, 2007 9:08:31 am PDT #6384 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What an ass.

I snarked at him. I wonder if it'll be approved.


Hayden - Sep 05, 2007 9:18:29 am PDT #6385 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

As a fan of her movie and her spoken-word performance art thing, I think it's ok for someone to consider Miranda July "pretentious," but only because it says far more about the person using the word than the artist receiving it. Presumably this person would also consider the following persons pretentious: Laurie Anderson, Joanna Newsom, Karen Finley, Lydia Lunch, Tamara Jenkins, Grace Paley, and so on. 'Cause women can't make art and like stuff without guys to influence them, right?


Jon B. - Sep 05, 2007 9:22:19 am PDT #6386 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I wrote a response as well. Less snarky and more about why I liked her list.


DavidS - Sep 05, 2007 9:34:43 am PDT #6387 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My comment and Jon's have both passed through editorial review.

I am the "David" that does not agree with eric.


Jon B. - Sep 05, 2007 9:44:03 am PDT #6388 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Corwood == Robo?