It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Hayden - Jul 20, 2007 11:37:04 am PDT #6005 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

A stoner metal mix (from my meager stoner collection) that I made for a visiting friend last weekend.

Weed = Doom

1. Electric Wizard - "Funerapolis" (Dopethrone)
2. Boris - "Woman on the Screen" (Pink)
3. Opeth - "Dirge for November" (Blackwater Park)
4. Mastodon - "Capillarian Crest" (Blood Mountain)
5. Isis - "False Light" (Oceanic)
6. Boris - "Akuma No Uta" (Akuma No Uta)
7. Sunn 0))) - "Candlegoat" (Black One)
8. Boris - "Afterburner" (Pink)
9. Mastodon - "Iron Tusk" (Leviathan)
10. Pelican - "Australasia" (Australasia)
11. Isis & Aereogramme - "Low Tide" (In the Fishtank 14)
12. Skew feat. MF Doom + Sunn 0))) + Earth + Jehu - "Doom Vs. Doom" (mp3 mashup ganked from Internet)

I know you're thinking "where's the Sleep?," but I just went ahead and burned him a stand-alone disc of Sleep's Dopesmoker album (which is, natch, all 1:03:31 of the mindblowing track "Dopesmoker" with 9:36 of "Sonic Titan" tacked on at the end).


Jon B. - Jul 20, 2007 12:12:41 pm PDT #6006 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

No "Jerusalem"?


Hayden - Jul 20, 2007 12:31:50 pm PDT #6007 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Jerusalem is shorter, chopped-up pieces of "Dopesmoker". I like it, but it's stoner metal: you have to go with the longer-toothed, more organic stuff if you really want to get that feeling.

I'm listening to the mix right now, and I think it may be the least female-friendly mix I've ever made.


Hayden - Jul 20, 2007 1:16:38 pm PDT #6008 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

OK, the pure evil has wrapped up. This brings to mind an oldie but goodie Strong Bad email: [link]


Jon B. - Jul 20, 2007 2:20:40 pm PDT #6009 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Ahh, I didn't realize that's what Dopesmoker was. In my defense, there are versions titled Jerusalem that aren't chopped up: [link]


Hayden - Jul 20, 2007 7:12:48 pm PDT #6010 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Wow, I didn't realize it was quite that complex! Pass the bong.


Hayden - Jul 21, 2007 11:03:38 am PDT #6011 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Some kind soul has synchronicitously made Dopesmoker available on megaupload: [link]


Jon B. - Jul 22, 2007 4:11:10 am PDT #6012 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Is that a different rip from the one in my link?


Hayden - Jul 22, 2007 7:46:57 am PDT #6013 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Oh, I doubt it. I didn't realize there were download links in yours.


Laga - Jul 22, 2007 9:53:24 pm PDT #6014 of 10003
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Did anybody else know this?

""Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen" means "By Me, You Are Beautiful" - a triple entendre which could mean either "To me, you are beautiful", "Standing with me, you are beautiful" or "Compared to me, you are beautiful.""