Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Jon B. - May 18, 2007 10:26:22 am PDT #5715 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Maybe he was cut out? I didn't bother watching the deleted scenes on the DVD.


DavidS - May 18, 2007 11:15:35 am PDT #5716 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey look it's MST3K: Morrissey in tupperware.


tommyrot - May 18, 2007 11:32:56 am PDT #5717 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey look it's MST3K: Morrissey in tupperware.

Ha. I can recite the lyrics to that without even watching. Pretty good Morrissey parody....


DavidS - May 18, 2007 9:24:51 pm PDT #5718 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hungry like the Bruce - Bruce Campbell does Duran Duran for Old Spice.


Jon B. - May 19, 2007 5:03:15 am PDT #5719 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORWOOD!!!!!1!

May your day be full of more cheer than a Jandek record.


DavidS - May 19, 2007 5:09:56 am PDT #5720 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Cor! Hope it's full of starfish and coffee.

And, of course, the head of Alfredo Garcia.


Jon B. - May 19, 2007 5:17:48 am PDT #5721 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Bruce Campbell does Duran Duran for Old Spice

I like how the piano keeps playing even when both his hands are by his chest (during "give me a sign").


Hayden - May 19, 2007 6:05:29 am PDT #5722 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Thanks, y'all! I'm throwing down like Acid Mothers Temple right now.


megan walker - May 19, 2007 6:25:51 am PDT #5723 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Happy Birthday Corwood! May you have many days of Catan ahead of you.


Hayden - May 19, 2007 6:35:26 am PDT #5724 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Thanks, Megan! I'm hoping to play this very evening.