...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


dw - Sep 09, 2005 10:14:45 am PDT #293 of 10003
Silence means security silence means approval

I listed "I Touch Myself", you know? I have no cred. Except that it's not "My Ding-a-Ling"

Heh. I was thinking the other day about what songs would be on the CD "Onanism's Greatest Hits."

Dancing With Myself, Billy Idol; Turning Japanese, The Vapors; I Touch Myself; My Ding-A-Ling; She-Bop...

Then I decided it was a dumb topic.

I was just thinking the other day that "Fall At Your Feet" might be one of the most perfect pop songs ever.

It was a permanent staple on my early 90s mix tapes. They should have been much, much bigger in this country. My two concert regrets: Not seeing Stevie Ray Vaughn open the final leg of his final tour in Tulsa, and not seeing Crowded House at the nearly acoustically perfect Macky Auditorium in Boulder.

And BTW, I wish I had 1/2 the musical knowledge of Corwood or 1/10th the musical brain of Hec. I'm just a thirtysomething torn between critical rock snootiness and a secret love for the perfect pop hook. I'm the Jimmy Swaggart of music lovers.


NoiseDesign - Sep 09, 2005 10:20:20 am PDT #294 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

Hmmm...let's see, 1989...

18. She Drives Me Crazy, Fine Young Cannibals
21. Blame It On The Rain, Milli Vanilli
24. If You Don't Know Me By Now, Simply Red
29. Toy Solider, Martika
31. The Living Years, Mike and the Mechanics
40. Good Thing, Fine Young Cannibals
47. Love Shack, B-52's
58. Sowing The Seeds Of Love, Tears For Fears
68. Love Song, Cure
76. Stand, R.E.M.
83. This Promise, When In Rome
84. What I Am, Edie Brickell and The New Bohemians


DavidS - Sep 09, 2005 10:29:07 am PDT #295 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

dw's got the secret pop slut love.

Dave Marsh's contribution to the Stranded book was a mixed tape of songs about Onanism.

Hec! Thanks so much for the music that arrived in the mail yesterday. I'm just about to listen. I'll have to figure out a treat to send back out your way soon.

Hooray!

(imagine that in a Zoidberg voice, it's more fun. In fact whenever I say "Hooray!" imaginine me saying it like Zoidberg because that's the way it sounds in my head. Maybe even the full, "Hooray for Zoidberg!" Also, whenever I say "Heh" it sounds like Crash Davis in Bull Durham.)

'86 was a pretty good year for pop. And Mellencamp was almost single handedly keeping some kind of rock and roll in the top 40 (Kenny Aronoff being his secret weapon. Did you know that Marshall Crenshaw toured with Aronoff on drums and the amazing Graham Maby (Joe Jackson's bass player - just think for a second about the bass playing on "Got the Time.")?


Jon B. - Sep 09, 2005 10:30:47 am PDT #296 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

And Lisa Germano was Melloncamp's violinist.


Sheryl - Sep 09, 2005 10:31:03 am PDT #297 of 10003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Dave Marsh's contribution to the Stranded book was a mixed tape of songs about Onanism.

Not surprising, since a list of such songs appears in his book of Rock Lists.(It's in both of the editions I have; don't know if a newer edition ever came out)


Hayden - Sep 09, 2005 10:34:52 am PDT #298 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Man, I loved the hell out of that "Sugarcube" video. I'd seen the "Tom Courtaney" one before, but I love the use of Marshall Crenshaw in it.


Hayden - Sep 09, 2005 10:36:13 am PDT #299 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Hey, David, did you know that Phil Freeman's organizing a group of young writers (I think Rob Sheffield's the granddaddy of the group) for a follow-up to Stranded called Marooned (to be released concurrently with a new publication of Stranded)?


erikaj - Sep 09, 2005 10:36:33 am PDT #300 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!

Huh huh huh. They said onanism. Although I've recently had some little drip in Homicide fandom point out that that wasn't technically "correct" usage. But he had just been posting to himself before that, hence my quip.


DavidS - Sep 09, 2005 10:38:05 am PDT #301 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey, David, did you know that Phil Freeman's organizing a group of young writers (I think Rob Sheffield's the granddaddy of the group) for a follow-up to Stranded called Marooned (to be released concurrently with a new publication of Stranded)?

That's cool. It's long overdue. I was very disappointed when it was reissued without revision.

The Ellen Willis piece on the VU in Stranded is one of my all-time favorite pieces of music writing.


joe boucher - Sep 09, 2005 11:06:14 am PDT #302 of 10003
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

And Mellencamp was almost single handedly keeping some kind of rock and roll in the top 40 (Kenny Aronoff being his secret weapon. Did you know that Marshall Crenshaw toured with Aronoff on drums

Aronoff played drums for Richard Thompson for most of the Amnesia tour ("Our usual drummer broke his ribs. Wild rock and roll living, you know?"), and is on the live cuts from 1988/89 on Watching the Dark.

"Pictures of Lily" is still Onan's Greatest Hit. Ed Ward's 5 Royales piece is my favorite essay in Stranded, and Greil's discography the most valuable (for me) in the long run. What did you think of Christgau's take on the Dolls, David?