Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


Buffista Music III: The Search for Bach  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 8:24:29 am PST #1694 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Blossom Dearie.

Least Klingonian Singer Ever. That's a title.

More Slate music. Interesting review of latest Paul McCartney record.

His new album, Chaos and Creation in the Back Yard, has a few silly love songs, but they are all cast in a melancholy dye. After McCartney initially greeted the news of John Lennon's murder with "It's a bit of a drag," Lennon's ghost has hovered over many of Paul's most inspired moments. For this recording, McCartney expressed his desire for someone with the courage to say no to him, just as John used to. Radiohead and Beck producer Nigel Godrich somehow summoned up the nerve to do just that. The McCartney in the later pages of Spitz's biography is the egomaniac who wanted his in-laws to manage the Beatles and who sent George Harrison storming off in a huff after showing him how to play a guitar part. The bossy Beatle plays every instrument on Chaos and Creation, except that Linda is no longer around to give him a harmony and distract him from his breakup with John. He also gets to play the way he told George to play—even on the same Epiphone electric with which he usurped George's solo on "Taxman"—but now George isn't around to badger anymore. McCartney said that the feeling of George came over him when he was writing "Friends to Go," and Harrison's droll quips on the way to the grave (in a late song, "P2 Vatican Blues," Harrison sang of getting dressed in his "concrete tuxedo") feel like they've been channeled here, particularly when McCartney's own words fail him. As McCartney sang, melodiously but clunkily, "I've been sliding down a slippy slope," I cringed, but when he followed it up with "I've been climbing up a slowly burning rope," it could have even inspired a grin from the Quiet Beatle himself.

Godrich managed the quality control, essential for any McCartney product, and McCartney was pushed to write darker, more dissonant chords, providing the right chill just as certain lyrics threatened to become Hallmark couplets. "How Kind of You" opens with the wince-inducing line, "How kind of you to think of me, when I was out of sorts/ It really meant a lot to be in someone else's thoughts." But don't change the track yet. The key turns minor, and the musical interlude is so haunting you want to forgive Paul his schmaltz.

Unexpected chords turn up on nearly every track, just as the lyrics begin to turn soppy. "At the Mercy" modulates its way to dissonant harmonies, beginning with a traffic jam and ending with an apocalyptic image of watching "the universe explode." On "Riding to Vanity Fair," McCartney can be heard having a bitchy argument with someone who needs to be told "the definition of friendship" from a knight worth $1.5 billion. He says the song wasn't directed to anyone specific, but who else could get his goat like John? Godrich hurt Sir Paul's feelings when he initially told him the song was "crap," but Sir Paul slowed down the tempo and let the vitriol burn. "I'll tell you what I'm going to do/ I'll try to take my mind off you/ And now that you don't need my help/ I'll take the time to think about myself." McCartney, his voice more or less intact, can whine in his upper register, but he can also dig into the deeper notes with an ennui that could only come with age.

These are emotions that couldn't have ever come from the wunderkind who saw the Beatles disintegrate when he was all of 27. McCartney is communing with the dead on Chaos and Creation, but unlike Spitz's book, he actually has something new to say. On " This Never Happened Before," a song whose opening piano chords might owe a few quid to "You Never Give Me Your Money," McCartney is singing the song's title to Heather Mills, but really, hasn't he already written scads of silly love songs for Jane Asher, Linda, even his sheep dog Martha? What has really never happened before is that McCartney, in mourning for his fellow Beatles, is finally able to channel the dead in a new way, admitting that Lennon was his "soul mate." (continued...)


DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 8:24:34 am PST #1695 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

( continues...) This is part of getting older—a year away from "When I'm 64"—and maybe it's not too late to do something new. For a man who at the age of 23 wrote his most lucrative hook with "I believe in yesterday," McCartney at 63 assures us that it really hasn't been done before after all.


Jon B. - Dec 28, 2005 8:24:43 am PST #1696 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

But now I wanna hear someone poorly suited for singing Klingon Opera. Like Frente!

Well, we've already seen the Frente! chick sing on other planets...


DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 8:25:06 am PST #1697 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tiny Tim

Have you heard his "Stairway to Heaven"? He could do Klingon.


DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 8:34:28 am PST #1698 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ganked from Pitchfork, musicians pick their top 5 for this year.

Eleanor Friedberger, Fiery Furnaces
1. Jelly Roll Morton: The Complete Library of Congress Recordings
2. Amerie: "1 Thing"
3. Franz Ferdinand: "Eleanor Put Your Boots On"
4. R. Kelly: "Trapped in the Closet"
5. Dungen: Ta Det Lugnt [Expanded]

John Darnielle, the Mountain Goats
1. Jackson Browne: Solo Acoustic Volume 1
2. Geto Boys: The Foundation
3. Dionne Warwick: Legends
4. Final Fantasy: Has a Good Home
5. Origin: Echoes of Decimation

Colin Meloy, Decemberists
Black Mountain: Black Mountain
Kate Bush: Aerial
My Morning Jacket: Z
Sleater-Kinney: The Woods
Martha Wainwright: Martha Wainwright

Vashti Bunyan
1. Devendra Banhart: Cripple Crow: Showing the breadth and subtlety of his vision more and more. This is first in my list not because he is a friend-- he became a friend because I love his music and light.
2. Antony and the Johsons: I Am a Bird Now: He and his songs are beautiful, beautiful, breakable and raw.
3. Gorillaz: Demon Days: And it's the guitarist's hands in the video...goes straight to my heart. I like things that come out of nothing-- in this case a blank sheet of paper.
4. Animal Collective: Feels: Like no one else on earth-- each listen brings out more wonderful wonders.
5. Arcade Fire: Funeral: It's been a while since I heard something for the first time on TV (Jools Holland) and went straight out next day to buy the album. It brims over with brilliance.

Carl Newman, New Pornographers
1. Sufjan Stevens: Illinois
2. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
3. Wolf Parade: Apologies to the Queen Mary
4. The Mountain Goats: The Sunset Tree
5. Spoon: Gimme Fiction

Nels Cline, Wilco
Deerhoof: The Runners Four (Kill Rock Stars CD)
What can I say? Twenty communally conceived tracks of golden pop, skewed Merceybeat go-go crunch, klangfarben chamber pieces, and joyous noise from one of the best bands in the world today or yesterday.

Alison Goldfrapp
1. Motörhead: Ace of Spades (re-issue)
2. LCD Soundsystem: LCD Soundsystem
3. Feist: Let It Die
4. Antony & the Johnsons: I Am a Bird Now
5. Coldplay: X&Y


Trudy Booth - Dec 28, 2005 9:26:01 am PST #1699 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

More Slate music. Interesting review of latest Paul McCartney record.

I'm not sure if I can ever forgive "Freedom," but if this album is any indication I may be able to move on. Hope lives in my heart.

(And I'm 99% sure that what he said when Lennon died was "It's a drag," without the 'bit of a'.)


DavidS - Dec 28, 2005 9:34:40 am PST #1700 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Pitchfork's Top 50 Singles List makes me want to buy a bunch of singles.

I'm a little surprised that Pitchfork likes Antony and the Johnsons and Sufjan Stevens as much as I did this last year.


Jon B. - Dec 28, 2005 9:50:36 am PST #1701 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

A little late now, but here's a link to Sufjan Stevens' Xmas albums:

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Good stuff!


Sean K - Dec 28, 2005 9:57:59 am PST #1702 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Pitchfork's Top 50 Singles List makes me want to buy a bunch of singles.

I love that The Killers' "Mr. Brightside" made the top 20 on that list, and I LOVED the little dig at godpleasekillmenowCreed in the blurb for the Franz Ferdinand single that made the list.


tommyrot - Dec 29, 2005 5:19:54 am PST #1703 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My morning commute was cheered up when my iPod played "Godzilla" (by Blue Öyster Cult).

Such an awsome song:

Woah-oh, they say he's got to go - Godzilla!
Woah-oh, there goes Tokyo - Godzilla!

It's also a morality tale:

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man