I'm trying to think of a fowl joke involving parallel lines, but having no luck. Go on, tommyrot, I'm hooked.

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The Euclidian says, "Of course, my view is correct. The only way the non-Euclidian view could be correct is if space itself is warped."

The non-Euclidian responds, "Well, we just don't know how space is shaped. We can assume for any given problem that space is Euclidian, but that doesn't mean it's so.

"Nonsense," replies the Euclidian. "OK, who's the winner?" he asks the duck.

"You are," says the duck.

The non-Euclidian gives the duck a "what the fuck?" look. The duck says, "Dude, you totally should have brought up the hyperbolic paraboloid-space argument. He totally would have folded, between that and the fact that he's being judged by a duck."

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RIP Simon Wiesenthal.

We (humanity) owe him a debt we cannot repay. We can only keep current on the interest by remembering.

Is that the one that called me disaffected?

You must really be a strange one if it did,

Oh, I am. But no, that's not the quiz which did tell me I was disaffected. I was just joking.

because my brother and I went through the test trying to answer all the questions as if we were Osama bin Laden

Who's strange, now?

I ended up a Democrat. Moderate on one thing (social issues, or whatever) and liberal on the other (economic policy). Big surprise. Sadly, I'm not speaking to the Democratic Party.

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Bwahahahahaaaa!

Thank you, tommyrot, that was lovely.

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Thank you, tommyrot, that was lovely.

Thanks. I had no idea how I was gonna end it when I started. Which is not the best way to come up with a joke.

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Clearly.

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::sticks tongue out at Topic!Cindy::

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I, to am a Socialist.

I also have cramps and an ear infection, and a photo call this evening with my most hated director (because he always says things like "Is there meant to be a giant rip fixed with safety pins on her behind?" )

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Does the dance of Neener in tommyrot's general direction

I also have cramps and an ear infection, and a photo call this evening with my most hated director (because he always says things like "Is there meant to be a giant rip fixed with safety pins on her behind?" )

Ooof, Poor Sophia. Well, at least you're not ruining an otherwise good day.

Are you able to resist answering questions like the safety pin one with a "Yes"? I don't think I would be.

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Well, in the most-hated-director's defense, in that example he's at least complaining about something with merit. If he was saying stuff like "I think the costumes would look better if we added rick-rack to all the hems", now that would be more in line with some of the directives we're getting in my IT department.

applauds tommyrot

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