I liked HIMYM. Aww. They talk as stupid as I do in real life.

But holy fucking crap I cannot wait for Nip/Tuck tomorrow.

I know how to get four gallons if you have a 5-gallon jug and a 3-gallon jug.

It's a start. I can't remember how they did that -- you remember?

Emily, if you have two gallons, can you make a scale/balance thing to evenly divide the two gallons into the two jugs?

I can't remember how they did that -- you remember?

1.) Pour three gallons from the filled five gallon jug into the three gallon jug.

2.) Empty the three gallon jug and pour the remaining two gallons from the five gallon jug into it.

3.) Fill the five gallon jug again.

4.) Pour one gallon into the three gallon jug filled with two gallons, leaving you with four gallons in the five gallon jug.

I started to post that, but then I couldn't remember if they had a separate source of water, or the 5 gallons in the original jug was all they had and I got confused.

I can't remember how they did that -- you remember?

Fill the 3-gal and then dump it into the 5-gal, which leaves it 2-gal empty.

Refill the 3-gal and fill the 5-gal to the top, which leaves 1-gal in the 3-gal jug.

Empty the 5-gal and pour the 1-gal from the 3-gal into it.

Refill the 3-gal and pour it into the 5-gal for a total of 4 gallons.

Allyson! You should totally be on a reality show. I would love that. Due to enjoying people I know on TV.

If i may quote you, "HAR."

The odd part of the conversation, other than the entire conversation, was after asking me to describe the last event (LOST) which I did in full, she told me she could totally ask her boss to call JJ Abrams for me if we wanted to do another LOST event.

I told her I could call his office right now, all by myself, and didn't need any help getting in touch with, well, anyone. The I explained that most event companies in LA are more well connected than her boss, or JJ Abrams for that matter.

She said it would be good for business.

I said it would be unlikely to be good for business, because event planners tend to constantly be dealing with fires, and some jackhole with a nut allergy who just ate the satay with peanut sauce, and some actor who got "lost" (read, had to tie one on) on the way to the party, and a the ice sculpture of David at the bris who was mistakely carved with a foreskin that you have to chip off in front of the horrified father.

We look like raging cuntbag bitchpie most of the time at the event, very unkind, unflattering. Great TV, but with no time for a camera tailing us when threatening the hotel staff with a pair of salad tongs for forgetting to put the sterno blue fire pu pu platter shit under the fondue.

And she said, "omigod you're so funny."

Well, I could get 2 gallons. But I cannot figure out how to get just one.

How did you get 2?

We look like raging cuntbag bitchpie most of the time at the event, very unkind, unflattering. Great TV, but with no time for a camera tailing us when threatening the hotel staff with a pair of salad tongs for forgetting to put the sterno blue fire pu pu platter shit under the fondue.

Actually, you're totally right. You don't want to be filmed dealing with all the crazy bullshit. What you should do is be a commentator on someone else's reality show. That would be awesome.

What you should do is be a commentator on someone else's reality show. That would be awesome.

The Allyson N Kristen show! I'd watch!