You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Sep 19, 2005 11:09:30 am PDT #8929 of 10002
information libertarian

The rassin' frassin' New York Times wants me to pay them money to read the frickin' editorians online from now on. Arrrrr.

Was that piratical enough? TimesSelect me arse.


Jesse - Sep 19, 2005 11:09:41 am PDT #8930 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Gheorghe Muresan

Former NBA player.


bon bon - Sep 19, 2005 11:10:27 am PDT #8931 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

If Adam is gay, why hook up with Naomi Campbell, of all things? That's just crazy.

There's a huge article on Bono's work on debt relief in the Sunday NYT, btw.


Sean K - Sep 19, 2005 11:10:57 am PDT #8932 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Gheorghe Muresan

Former NBA player.

He's the one who starred in My Giant with Billy "Wow, My Career Really Went Down the Crapper" Crystal, wasn't he?


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2005 11:11:13 am PDT #8933 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Former NBA player.

And actor. He was in My Giant. Hysterically tall (7'7).


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 11:11:30 am PDT #8934 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I do remember being in kindergarten and watching Reagan's first inauguration. Why would this be significant to kindergarteners? I have no idea!

Government is the problem, kiddies! Now you can either take a nap like a welfare queen, or become an entrepreneur.


Nutty - Sep 19, 2005 11:15:08 am PDT #8935 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The rassin' frassin' New York Times wants me to pay them money to read the frickin' editorians online from now on.

I noticed this development. It's not a small amount, either -- subscription to the print, or like $50. I like the Times, but I'm just not that devoted, you know? And the carrot of the subscription covering the entire archives just isn't a good enough reason.

Given free news, I would never buy a newspaper, except to scratch an itch (4 hours in a St. Louis airport) or commemorate special events (certain people winning the world series). Given not-free news, I would never buy a newspaper, except to scratch an itch or commemorate special events. Making free news not be free any more just makes me seek my free news elsewhere.

The Times imprimatur is just not that awesome, you know?


Kalshane - Sep 19, 2005 11:15:28 am PDT #8936 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I was ten years old when the Challenger went boom, and in the fifth grade. Apparently, that was the year that all the kindergarteners got the TV for events, and the confusion that broke out when the shuttle launch turned out to be more of a shuttle flambe was enough to shanghai my science teacher from the class.

I was in 4th grade and remember misunderstanding what the other students were saying at first about the shuttle, only hearing that there was a teacher on board. I replied that I wished Mr. Blair, a particularly strict teacher that taught us math, had been on-board instead which resulted in a lot of shocked looks. Once I found out what had actually happened, I was mortified.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 19, 2005 11:16:59 am PDT #8937 of 10002
What is even happening?

I was a freshman and college, and very sick with what I think ended up being bronchitis. I just lied in bed watching it over and over again, because I could only get three channels.


flea - Sep 19, 2005 11:18:00 am PDT #8938 of 10002
information libertarian

Thing is, at work I have free access to the Times' content - but it's through Lexis-Nexis. Is Paul Krugman good enough to get me to search Lexis-Nexis for his editorial? He is not. GOD is not that good. Not that He writes syndicated editorials for the times.