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Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Sep 19, 2005 10:25:42 am PDT #8891 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Because he may be the biggest asshat on the planet? That's my theory for why I'd punch him.

I got an inordinate amount of glee, a year or two ago, when Limp Bizkit was performing in Chicago and got driven off stage by a hail of bottles and other crap after Durst got the brilliant idea to diss the city while he was at the mic.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 10:27:36 am PDT #8892 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

CATPRIN, a tailor for cats. Ever imagined dressing up your lovely cat into a fabulous beauty? You don't have to dress her everyday, in fact she might not feel comfortable with a dress on for days. Just dress her up only on special occasions like her birthday, takes a photo and that should leave you lots of memories and fantasies.

Fantasies?!?!?

shudder....


bon bon - Sep 19, 2005 10:29:18 am PDT #8893 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It was the cute one and the gay one. Not the bald one or the short one.

WAIT. Larry is TEH GAY? If this is true, I don't know how I didn't know this.

I think the least well-known I knew is Butch Vig.


Kalshane - Sep 19, 2005 10:29:25 am PDT #8894 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Wow. That's just scary, tommyrot.


Sean K - Sep 19, 2005 10:29:33 am PDT #8895 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The most common expression cats seem to wear in pictures of them with costumes on?

WTF, MAN?????

Especially in the ones where the costumes comes with hats.


juliana - Sep 19, 2005 10:30:25 am PDT #8896 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Rod and Todd play "Billy Graham's Bible Blaster", and the people in the game become Unitarians when they get winged.


DavidS - Sep 19, 2005 10:30:53 am PDT #8897 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I love the internet. It brings people with very narrowly defined interests together.

I learned this from reading the gay personals when I moved to San Francisco. As much as men objectify women, gay men seem to objectify each other a hundred times more.

GWM ISO uncut Hispanic wrestler fetishist between 20-23, welter weight class, Virgos only please.


DavidS - Sep 19, 2005 10:31:41 am PDT #8898 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

WAIT. Larry is TEH GAY? If this is true, I don't know how I didn't know this.

No, he's the cute one. Adam's gay.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2005 10:32:01 am PDT #8899 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was pretty sure that Robert had had work done, but I have no proof.


tommyrot - Sep 19, 2005 10:33:05 am PDT #8900 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Which one is the keyboardist - you know, the one who would mime playing the keyboard in concert while the real keyboardist played under the stage?