Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 19, 2005 9:45:41 am PDT #8854 of 10002
What is even happening?

Is he the "agreeage" guy?


Sean K - Sep 19, 2005 9:45:55 am PDT #8855 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Aren't you sorry you asked now?


Jars - Sep 19, 2005 9:46:35 am PDT #8856 of 10002

I love how Marilyn Manson is more famous than Jesus.


Sue - Sep 19, 2005 9:47:29 am PDT #8857 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Did Fred also calim to do Britney. Which she denied, then he write about it on his blog?


Jesse - Sep 19, 2005 9:50:29 am PDT #8858 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

All I know about the Brit/Fred/Xtina situation, I learned from an Eminem video.


Steph L. - Sep 19, 2005 9:50:31 am PDT #8859 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

He's the jackass singer of jackass band Limp Bizkit.

Huh.


Kalshane - Sep 19, 2005 9:55:21 am PDT #8860 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Fred Durst is one of the only people I would probably punch in the face on sight if I ever ran into them. I can't even point out exactly why, but he just seems like he deserves it.

And in a desperate attempt to connect this next bit, Limp Bizkit performed the theme for MI:2 which was directed by John Woo who also directed Face/Off which is what I immediately thought of when I saw this article: [link]


Nutty - Sep 19, 2005 10:00:54 am PDT #8861 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The Mission Impossible movies lost me forever during the closing credits of the first movie, when someone said, "Let's take that vigorous, exciting, oddball 5/4 musical theme, and smooth it out into 4/4 time so it sounds like every other song in existence!"

I mean, Tom Cruise ripping off his own face has a certain offputting quality, but it's also the sort of thing I can put to use in unrelated fantasy.

I beliebe Fred Durst's contribution to the English language was "agreeance", not "agreeage". He is a GWB unto himself.


DavidS - Sep 19, 2005 10:01:01 am PDT #8862 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What happened to Stockard? [link]

Plastic surgery. It shouldn't make people look worse, right? Other plastic surgery I disliked last night: Billy Crystal & Ray Liotta.

For some reason it's bugging me more on the guys. You vain little misguided fucks! Just let your face get lines. William Holden looked just fine.

Obligatory Bubblegum Pedantry: Jeff Barry (of Archies & Brill Building fame) wrote "Movin' On Up" - The Jeffersons theme.


Sean K - Sep 19, 2005 10:04:33 am PDT #8863 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

when someone said, "Let's take that vigorous, exciting, oddball 5/4 musical theme, and smooth it out into 4/4 time so it sounds like every other song in existence!"

Worse yet, I believe that "someone" was none other than U2's The Edge.

You vain little misguided fucks! Just let your face get lines. William Holden looked just fine.

See also: Clint Eastwood, Paul Newman, and Robert Redford.