Hapy birthday Perkins!
My goodamned local IHOP (iHop?) doesn't have its hours on its web site. I don't want to have to talk to someone on the phone before I have coffee, damnit. (We have to go to IHOP instead of Elmo's occasionally because mr. flea likes their French Toast.)
Evie did not need to be visited in the night! Unfortunately I spent an hour awake lying on the bathroom floor with cramps anyway.