If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Sep 16, 2005 10:52:47 am PDT #8232 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

That's pretty funny. Had to close it before it before I got sucked in to playing at work.


Cass - Sep 16, 2005 10:57:38 am PDT #8233 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

From msbelle's new boyfriend, Brian Williams
coughMINEcough


sarameg - Sep 16, 2005 11:06:00 am PDT #8234 of 10002

People are making me crazy.

About par for a late Friday afternoon.


le nubian - Sep 16, 2005 11:09:38 am PDT #8235 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

David,

I am so caught up in the Hamlet game! damn.


Jessica - Sep 16, 2005 11:11:43 am PDT #8236 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh man, the Hamlet game. I got stuck in that AGES ago, and never went back to figure out the ending. I think Juliana did, though.


bon bon - Sep 16, 2005 11:13:27 am PDT #8237 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I signed the lease on my new apartment. I am so relieved.


juliana - Sep 16, 2005 11:14:59 am PDT #8238 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I think Juliana did, though.

Yep, and here I am playing the game all over again, anyway.

YAY BON!


msbelle - Sep 16, 2005 11:15:34 am PDT #8239 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

WOO HOO!!!! AWESOME AWESOME BO BOSOME!!!


dw - Sep 16, 2005 11:20:07 am PDT #8240 of 10002
Silence means security silence means approval

Also, in the Annals of Why Professional Athletes Wear Cups, Unless They Are Insane.

Right next to Josias Manzanillo. Who was Josias Manzanillo, you ask?

Well, on April 8, 1997:

The Mariners were ahead 12-8 in the seventh, a large but hardly secure lead, not against Cleveland and not the way Seattle had been pitching.

Manzanillo ran in to get the final two outs in the inning. Then in the eighth, with Jim Thome on third, Manny Ramirez ripped a ball up the middle.

It hit Manzanillo in the crotch so hard it knocked him off the mound. He scrambled after the ball, had a shot at Ramirez at first, but turned instead toward home and threw a strike to Dan Wilson to get Thome.

Then he collapsed on the AstroTurf, in a silently supine position as his teammates rushed to see if he was still alive, let alone productive.

After they realized he would live, they urged him to get up and run back to the dugout.

"You need to run off the field," appealed Ken Griffey Jr. "The crowd is just going to love it; they'll go nuts."

And he did. And then he spent three days walking around with a ruptured testicle before the excruciating pain finally got him to a doctor, where they removed said gonad.

Let me recap:

  • Hit by line drive in the meat and two veg
  • Ruptured testicle
  • HE STILL MAKES THE PLAY TO END THE INNING
  • HE WALKS AROUND FOR THREE DAYS IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN THINKING IT'LL WEAR OFF
  • Has testicle removed, continues MLB career.

Josias Manzanillo is the poster child for wearing a cup.


Laura - Sep 16, 2005 11:20:31 am PDT #8241 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Yay bon bon!

Why do I continue to check the tropics? Maybe it wouldn't look so bad if I knew more, but it doesn't look like fair weather ahead for my area. [link]