I hear Swinburne's well-hung....
Which one? Let me guess - Schrodinger's Swinburne?
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Natter .38 Special
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 24, 2005 6:08:49 am PDT #817 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot - Aug 24, 2005 6:08:52 am PDT #818 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If the cat was looked at, the looker can tell definitely if it's alive or dead, though, right?
Maybe the lighting was bad?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 24, 2005 6:09:41 am PDT #819 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Maybe the lighting was bad?
Or the cat's blinvisible?
Gudanov - Aug 24, 2005 6:11:10 am PDT #820 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
My favorite Schrodinger quote on Quantum Mechanics (specifically Born's Probability Wave Interpretation): "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it."
shrift - Aug 24, 2005 6:11:28 am PDT #821 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I hear Swinburne's well-hung....
And now I have cold coffee up my nose.
tommyrot - Aug 24, 2005 6:12:40 am PDT #822 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My favorite Schrodinger quote on Quantum Mechanics (specifically Born's Probability Wave Interpretation): "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it."
Yeah, he got jaded and bitter after the cat bit him.
Gudanov - Aug 24, 2005 6:13:19 am PDT #823 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Yeah, I was summing up the kerfuffles with a resounding, "...huh. I wonder if anyone has posted any porn."
I had a college friend who liked to compare philosophy to a five foot penis. Sure it's impressive, but not very useful in a practical sense.
DXMachina - Aug 24, 2005 6:13:43 am PDT #824 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Or it would be, if not for the big fountain in the middle of the outfield. If it's actually located in the batter's blind, okay, that's a funny way to create a batter's blind. If it's not, then it's taking up room that could be cheap bleachers.
The fountains are to either side, so they don't interfere. George Brett never seemed to have any trouble picking up the ball. Why would you want to replace fountains with cheap, ugly bleacher seats? Have you no soul? First off, fountains pretty. Second off, there are already plenty of cheap seats there. The highest ticket price in the entire ballpark is $27 for the seats by the dugout.
Cashmere - Aug 24, 2005 6:14:13 am PDT #825 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
I had a college friend who liked to compare philosophy to a five foot penis. Sure it's impressive, but not very useful in a practical sense.
Gud, may I tag?
tommyrot - Aug 24, 2005 6:15:10 am PDT #826 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I had a college friend who liked to compare philosophy to a five foot penis. Sure it's impressive, but not very useful in a practical sense.
Unless you're the 50 foot woman.
Or the 50 foot man.