This is like Charlie Brown's teacher talking to me.

Oh, I know. Where the hell are we supposed to learn about complex numbers, anyway? It wasn't in the Trig for Dummies book I read. Is it a precalculus thing? Because those are the two (general track) math courses I didn't take, and I keep running into "Of course, we all remember how to do the blah blah..."

Behold... 3. Become mesmerised in its intricacies! You are powerless to resist its seductive fascination as it saps your will and makes you its willing slave!

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Yeah, I thought it wasn't bad fluff. And I've always liked Dean from Gilmore Girls. Who is not Dean on this show.

No! This is about polar forms, or how to express 3-4i as |z|(cos theta + i sin theta). I'm okay with the z (it's 5), but I'm a little unsure about theta. From my notes, apparently it's inverse tangent(-4/3), but then I should check to make sure the angle measurement I come up with is in the right quadrant, and that's where I get a little uncertain.

All true, and the quadrant you wind up in will be the lower right quadrant. The real part of your number (i.e. the 3) appears on your x axis, so you'll be right rather than left. The imaginary part (the -4, i.e. the coefficient of i) appears on the y axis, so you're lower rather than upper.

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And what did you think constitutes my target audience?

Thanks, Sean!

I keep running into "Of course, we all remember how to do the blah blah..."

See, that's so not me. I barely scraped through high school math and never even took calculus, and in college I managed to take some History of Math course with an insane old guy who wore a beret and made us read Flatland and the annotated Alice in Wonderland. And I still use my fingers when doing basic sums half the time. I applaud all you mathy types because your brains are so sexy. I have a mad crush on Charlie from Numb3rs.

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And I've always liked Dean from Gilmore Girls. Who is not Dean on this show.

That made me blink a few times, too.

I applaud all you mathy types because your brains are so sexy.

It's true, my sex organ weighs 8 pounds and you can't fit your hand around it.

The imaginary part (the -4, i.e. the coefficient of i) appears on the y axis, so you're lower rather than upper.

Of course! Of course you are! What the fuck is wrong with me? No, I'm serious. For some reason I was putting it upper left, which is entirely the freaking opposite of what I want!

And what did you think constitutes my target audience?

hottie actuaries?

It's true, my sex organ weighs 8 pounds and you can't fit your hand around it.

Yes, but it's all floppy and wiggly and where's the fun in that?