Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Sep 14, 2005 11:50:26 am PDT #7659 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Cheney laughed it off and started to say something to the effect of "He must be a friend of.... Nevermind...."

Actually Cheney said, "He must be a friend of Jon St...Nevermind."


msbelle - Sep 14, 2005 11:51:06 am PDT #7660 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

There are no one syllable words in the south. Moonwhatever is at least 3 syllables.


le nubian - Sep 14, 2005 11:54:12 am PDT #7661 of 10002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Jon Stewart, huh? Ha!


Sean K - Sep 14, 2005 11:55:12 am PDT #7662 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"He must be a friend of Jon St...Nevermind."

Even better. Though the impetus to shut up seems less imperative.


juliana - Sep 14, 2005 12:04:53 pm PDT #7663 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Though the impetus to shut up seems less imperative.

Oh, I don't know. JS would have had even more of a field day with it, if that's what he actually meant to say.


Emily - Sep 14, 2005 12:05:10 pm PDT #7664 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Lulu Eightball: [link]

Snork.


Jessica - Sep 14, 2005 12:06:27 pm PDT #7665 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

JS would have had even more of a field day with it, if that's what he actually meant to say.

Cutting himself off didn't keep it from being aired on TDS, though.

I vote that Cheney should be less self-censoring, in the interest of liberals who wish to be amused by his cranky potty-mouth.


Jesse - Sep 14, 2005 12:10:40 pm PDT #7666 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yo -- did I skim past the fact that Britney had her baby?!?!?!?!??! [link]


Aims - Sep 14, 2005 12:10:52 pm PDT #7667 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I second that vote.


Kathy A - Sep 14, 2005 12:11:52 pm PDT #7668 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

From Salon:

Wait, wait we take it all back. We mocked Dick Cheney earlier today for getting snippy about how he had to cut short his vacation to deal with Hurricane Katrina. But it turns out that we were maligning the vice president unfairly. It turns out that he -- or at least his office -- was working all along.

According to a report in the Hattiesburg American, Cheney's office placed calls to the Southern Pines Electric Power Association on Aug. 30 and Aug. 31, insisting that the agency immediately repair two electrical substations that supply power to Atlanta-based Colonial Pipeline Co., a company that pumps gasoline and diesel from the Gulf Coast to the Northeast.

Southern Pines complied with the order from Cheney's office, the paper says -- taking a risk that the repair work would knock out power throughout its system and delaying by at least a day efforts to restore power to two rural hospitals and a number of water systems in Mississippi.

Neither Cheney's office nor Colonial Pipeline would respond to questions from the paper about the vice president's directives.