Honey, you're in the desert southwest, you spent most of the past year mysteriously running out of water (or having it show up in the wrong places...) you've got reason for your reaction.

Yay running water! Heaven knows I'd be celebrating if I'd gone any time at all without.

He's close to becoming a Miami Beach reserve officer; he was getting fitted for his uniform. And his goal in life? To become a city police chief or county sheriff. I kid thee not.

That's really cool, especially since presumably he could spend the rest of his life doing nothing but frolicking in his piles of money if he so chose.

Though, if I were in his place, I'd still want to write books. I just wouldn't need that pesky day job thing, and I'd probably always worry that only my fame had enabled me to sell my books.

Congrats, Liese!

Hee.

Oh, and Strega, I checked, but the one rerun I saw was at 9 AM. So. Not helpful.

It would be kind of strange, getting arrested by Shaq. But props to him for looking ahead to a post-sports career.

t sharing the desert-dwellers appreciation for water

WATER!!

You're right to be excited-- running water rules!

Without it, that chicken and root aren't going to last too long.