Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter .38 Special  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gus - Sep 13, 2005 4:34:21 pm PDT #7416 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Holy Carp! I come back to 10 posts of "I do not watch this stuff, but white font..."


Steph L. - Sep 13, 2005 4:35:47 pm PDT #7417 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Gus, we're Buffistas. We have opinions on shows we've never watched, food we've never eaten, people we've never fucked.

It's what we do.


billytea - Sep 13, 2005 4:38:01 pm PDT #7418 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Flukeworms in the brain, my friend. Not a pretty picture.

Now, and this is probably appropriate, I am earwormed. "The answer, my friend, is flukeworms in the brain / The answer is flukeworms in the brain."


Gus - Sep 13, 2005 4:43:10 pm PDT #7419 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

OK, Steph, I am throwing down. Point out a show a Buffista has not watched. Point out a food that a Buffista has never eaten. Point out a person a Buffista has never ...

OK, on that last one you get a smidgen of lattitude.


Kat - Sep 13, 2005 4:45:12 pm PDT #7420 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Well, there's all those shows we won't admit to watching. you know, with Jenny Garth on Friday nights.


billytea - Sep 13, 2005 4:45:57 pm PDT #7421 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

OK, Steph, I am throwing down. Point out a show a Buffista has not watched. Point out a food that a Buffista has never eaten. Point out a person a Buffista has never ...

The answer, my friend, is--

Damn. This earworm just won't die.


Kat - Sep 13, 2005 4:46:00 pm PDT #7422 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Does no medical dramas mean no Grey's Anatomy? Cause I don't really love med dramas but I loves me some Dr. McDreamy and Cristina Yang.


JZ - Sep 13, 2005 4:46:33 pm PDT #7423 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Gus, we're Buffistas. We have opinions on shows we've never watched, food we've never eaten, people we've never fucked.

It's what we do.

Okay, really, if flukeworms in the brain is going to truly prevent you from using I EAT HAM as a tagline, you really must use this.


erikaj - Sep 13, 2005 4:52:44 pm PDT #7424 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I would probably watch "Grey's" but I have Netflix and Big Cable and so have not acquired the habit. But I am strung out for "Sopranos" even though I think it jumped the shark(slept with the fishes?) last fall. Chase has made me his bitch. And they're shooting the Wire, right now, and I hope it's FG. To me it will be because Simon likes urban carrots, but, you know, empirically,


Emily - Sep 13, 2005 4:55:05 pm PDT #7425 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

You guys posted 55 messages while I was off figuring out geometrical interpretations of quadratic formulae. That's sort of depressing, as that took much longer than necessary. Also, I see that for once I might have actually known about House during the time it was on, but no. History of Math homework.

(By the way, I totally figured it out, too. It involves a gnomon. You all wish you were me.)